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OH, YOU CAN'T BE A WOMAN

by Euterpe

(to the tune of "Oh, You Can't Get To Heaven")

Verse 1:

Oh, you can't be a woman (x2)

If you don't conform (x2)

'Cause you wouldn't fit in (x2)

Those gendered norms (x2)

Oh, you can't be a woman

If you don't conform

'Cause you wouldn't fit in

Those gendered norms

I ain't gonna trigger eggs no more!

Verse 2:

Oh, you can't be a woman (x2)

With shorter hair (x2)

'Cause you're probably trans (x2)

And you need to care (x2)

Oh, you can't be a woman

With shorter hair

'Cause you're probably trans

And you need to care

I ain't gonna trigger eggs no more!

Verse 3:

Oh, you can't be a woman (x2)

With hairy legs (x2)

'Cause you're in denial (x2)

That you're an egg (x2)

Oh, you can't be a woman

With hairy legs

'Cause you're in denial

That you're an egg

I ain't gonna trigger eggs no more!

Verse 4:

Oh, you must transition (x2)

Just to prevent (x2)

Becoming just like (x2)

The 41 percent (x2)

Oh, you must transition

Just to prevent

Becoming just like

The 41 percent

I ain't gonna trigger eggs no more!


BTW for all the radfems out there trying to make your own additions to the compendium, I applaud your efforts greatly, and I recommend checking out Cedarmont Kids and Wee Sing for good base tunes: both the common and the obscure.

Cedarmont Kids on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/0MCU2OpgnSB7rm5UPUMHgt

Cedarmont Kids on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/cedarmontkids

Wee Sing on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4lzlU08DosVqrpEoOvf3DQ

Wee Sing on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/Weesing


  1. (The Ballad of Angie): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/131836/the-ballad-of-angie-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-1

  2. (Where Is Timmy?): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/132035/where-is-timmy-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-2

  3. (Tim Bought Some Heels): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/132662/tim-bought-some-heels-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-3

  4. (If a Person Has a Penis, He's a Man): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/133406/if-a-person-has-a-penis-he-s-a-man-my-version-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-4

  5. (He's A Man): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/133553/hes-a-man-mother-rowlings-radfem-rhymes-5

  6. (Where's Timmy, Chinese Version): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/133819/where-s-timmy-chinese-version-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-6

  7. (Sgt. Rowling): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/133932/mother-rowlings-radfem-rhymes-7-sgt-rowling

  8. (Yes, I'm A Woman): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/134012/yes-i-m-a-woman-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-8

  9. (Everybody Knows): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/134047/everybody-knows-mother-rowlings-radfem-rhymes-9

  10. (Oh, You Can't Be A Woman): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/134906/oh-you-can-t-be-a-woman-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-10

  11. (Gimme That Trans Affirmation): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/135667/gimme-that-trans-affirmation-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-11

  12. (My Son Came Back): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/136457/my-son-came-back-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-12

**OH, YOU CAN'T BE A WOMAN** by Euterpe (to the tune of "Oh, You Can't Get To Heaven") **Verse 1:** Oh, you can't be a woman (x2) If you don't conform (x2) 'Cause you wouldn't fit in (x2) Those gendered norms (x2) Oh, you can't be a woman If you don't conform 'Cause you wouldn't fit in Those gendered norms I ain't gonna trigger eggs no more! **Verse 2:** Oh, you can't be a woman (x2) With shorter hair (x2) 'Cause you're probably trans (x2) And you need to care (x2) Oh, you can't be a woman With shorter hair 'Cause you're probably trans And you need to care I ain't gonna trigger eggs no more! **Verse 3:** Oh, you can't be a woman (x2) With hairy legs (x2) 'Cause you're in denial (x2) That you're an egg (x2) Oh, you can't be a woman With hairy legs 'Cause you're in denial That you're an egg I ain't gonna trigger eggs no more! **Verse 4:** Oh, you must transition (x2) Just to prevent (x2) Becoming just like (x2) The 41 percent (x2) Oh, you must transition Just to prevent Becoming just like The 41 percent I ain't gonna trigger eggs no more! __________ BTW for all the radfems out there trying to make your own additions to the compendium, I applaud your efforts greatly, and I recommend checking out Cedarmont Kids and Wee Sing for good base tunes: both the common and the obscure. Cedarmont Kids on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/0MCU2OpgnSB7rm5UPUMHgt Cedarmont Kids on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/cedarmontkids Wee Sing on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4lzlU08DosVqrpEoOvf3DQ Wee Sing on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/Weesing ________________ 1. (The Ballad of Angie): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/131836/the-ballad-of-angie-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-1 2. (Where Is Timmy?): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/132035/where-is-timmy-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-2 3. (Tim Bought Some Heels): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/132662/tim-bought-some-heels-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-3 4. (If a Person Has a Penis, He's a Man): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/133406/if-a-person-has-a-penis-he-s-a-man-my-version-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-4 5. (He's A Man): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/133553/hes-a-man-mother-rowlings-radfem-rhymes-5 6. (Where's Timmy, Chinese Version): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/133819/where-s-timmy-chinese-version-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-6 7. (Sgt. Rowling): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/133932/mother-rowlings-radfem-rhymes-7-sgt-rowling 8. (Yes, I'm A Woman): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/134012/yes-i-m-a-woman-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-8 9. (Everybody Knows): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/134047/everybody-knows-mother-rowlings-radfem-rhymes-9 10. (Oh, You Can't Be A Woman): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/134906/oh-you-can-t-be-a-woman-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-10 11. (Gimme That Trans Affirmation): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/135667/gimme-that-trans-affirmation-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-11 12. (My Son Came Back): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/136457/my-son-came-back-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-12

3 comments

[–] BlackCirce 🔮🐖🐖🐖 2 points

Oh, you can't be a woman (x2)

With hairy legs (x2)

'Cause you're in denial (x2)

That you're an egg (x2)

Eggquisite

What are "eggs" according to transgenderism? What is the difference between "egg" and "pre op"?