Do lesbians ever actually talk like that? That sounds just like how every weird, anime addicted gamer dude ever talked to me when they were trying to...flirt or something and it's weird and cringey af..

No woman I've ever been involved with tried to talk to me like that lol

Nope. We surely don't, but men think we do, so that's all that really matters in the end, right? lol.