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Forgot to put "Mother Rowling" in the title, sorry... ah, well, time for a new series I guess!

Willy Wokington (she/her)'s Dragtastic Disney Diversions #1

Be a TIM, be a TIM,

Be a woman on a whim!

If you've failed as a male

After trying to no avail,

Now's your chance, do a dance,

Lose your manly shirt and pants!

In their place, wear lots of lace,

Then slather makeup on your face, cause

You're a queen, you're a queen,

You're whatever you can dream,

Meaning no one can request that you behave.

And since you'll never fail to be a valid gal,

Put on a dress, make a mess,

Stunning and brave!

(Dedicated to Euterpe.)

ETA: Can we keep the score at 41?

Forgot to put "Mother Rowling" in the title, sorry... ah, well, time for a new series I guess! **Willy Wokington (she/her)'s Dragtastic Disney Diversions #1** Be a TIM, be a TIM, Be a woman on a whim! If you've failed as a male After trying to no avail, Now's your chance, do a dance, Lose your manly shirt and pants! In their place, wear lots of lace, Then slather makeup on your face, cause You're a queen, you're a queen, You're whatever you can dream, Meaning no one can request that you behave. And since you'll never fail to be a valid gal, Put on a dress, make a mess, Stunning and brave! (Dedicated to Euterpe.) ETA: Can we keep the score at 41?

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I love spoofs like this. This is so well done! I'm currently writing a version of "Under the Sea" retitled, "Just Wanna Pee"

I love these so much. I wanna make a digital book out of them with art