Forgot to put "Mother Rowling" in the title, sorry... ah, well, time for a new series I guess!
Willy Wokington (she/her)'s Dragtastic Disney Diversions #1
Be a TIM, be a TIM,
Be a woman on a whim!
If you've failed as a male
After trying to no avail,
Now's your chance, do a dance,
Lose your manly shirt and pants!
In their place, wear lots of lace,
Then slather makeup on your face, cause
You're a queen, you're a queen,
You're whatever you can dream,
Meaning no one can request that you behave.
And since you'll never fail to be a valid gal,
Put on a dress, make a mess,
Stunning and brave!
(Dedicated to Euterpe.)
ETA: Can we keep the score at 41?