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If we make a smaller microphone that can be placed inside their masks to lower their voice range a bit, like the mask disguise of Princess Leia in Star Wars Episode VI. That way you don't have to force women with psychopaths (especially teenagers) to destroy their voices forever.

This alone will not eliminate the entire female pandemic, but it will certainly reduce the demand for physical change to a relatively low level, allowing confused women to wait a while to consider the pros and cons.

Temporary tattoos and temporary earrings already exist, can they also simulate "temporary male growth hormone"?

If we make a smaller microphone that can be placed inside their masks to lower their voice range a bit, like the mask disguise of Princess Leia in Star Wars Episode VI. That way you don't have to force women with psychopaths (especially teenagers) to destroy their voices forever. This alone will not eliminate the entire female pandemic, but it will certainly reduce the demand for physical change to a relatively low level, allowing confused women to wait a while to consider the pros and cons. Temporary tattoos and temporary earrings already exist, can they also simulate "temporary male growth hormone"?

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They also could wear fake beards with microphones in them, for maximum passability.

I'd totally buy a device that could disguise my voice to sound like a man's. Walking home alone at night would feel much safer.

I mean this question sympathetically, with a little bit of laughter, and not in an attacking way, but… might ye be stoned atm?

Fuck substance abuse!

Well, I mean, use ≠ abuse, but, yeah I’m 100% with you on that, girl

An addictive drug has recently been released that is popular in the teenage community and is one percent legal. It is called "transsexual".