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I wrote this all in English, and rhymes. So sorry if I have any errors made here. (I appreciate your forgiveness.)

ROE ROE ROE V WADE (The Misgyonist Aria)

Words: zhuyingtaishinvxing

Tune: Row Row Row Your Boat

Roe, Roe, Roe v Wade,
Women's rights is bad! (0)
Take away abortion and
Have more moms and dads!

L, L, LGB,
This pervert is what?
No, we will not have this here.
Make your body cut! (1)

J, J, JKR,
All your words to stop.
You made the transgender cry!
Come repent or drop.

M, M, M to F,
We are brave and bold (2),
If you would not hurt to me,
So we steal your gold (3).

Let, let, let us in,
Open WCs!
On your mind, forgive our stress
We just want to pee! (4)

Bring, bring, bring the kids
Reading with the queen,
Less then zero case abuse,(5)
Not a creepy scheme!

What, what, WTF?(6)
People are peaking?!
Detransition speaking out!
Side effects leaking!

No, no, no we lost!
Woman upper hand!
I am sick because their way,
Like... transition banned!

I wrote this all in English, and rhymes. So sorry if I have any errors made here. (I appreciate your forgiveness.) ROE ROE ROE V WADE (The Misgyonist Aria) Words: zhuyingtaishinvxing Tune: Row Row Row Your Boat Roe, Roe, Roe v Wade, Women's rights is bad! (0) Take away abortion and Have more moms and dads! L, L, LGB, This pervert is what? No, we will not have this here. Make your body cut! (1) J, J, JKR, All your words to stop. You made the transgender cry! Come repent or drop. M, M, M to F, We are brave and bold (2), If you would not hurt to me, So we steal your gold (3). Let, let, let us in, Open WCs! On your mind, forgive our stress We just want to pee! (4) Bring, bring, bring the kids Reading with the queen, Less then zero case abuse,(5) Not a creepy scheme! What, what, WTF?(6) People are peaking?! Detransition speaking out! Side effects leaking! No, no, no we lost! Woman upper hand! I am sick because their way, Like... transition banned!

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[–] HuaMulan 4 points Edited

Coherent English version:

Roe, Roe, Roe v Wade,
Women's rights are gone!
If they're raped and pregnant, then
They'll be on their own!

L, L, LGB
Is making me appalled!
No, we will not have this here,
So let's convert them all!

J, J, JKR,
Apologize and stop!
Think of all the triggered souls
You're pushing to the top.

M, M, M to F,
We're stunning and we're brave!
Therefore we deserve to steal
Your sporting accolades!

Let, let, let us in,
Into your WCs!
Otherwise we'll be depressed.
We just want to pee!

Bring, bring, bring the kids
To drag queen storytime,
Nothing creepy, not at all,
So cut it out, it's fine!

What, what, what the heck?
Folks are seeing sense?!
Women, children, families,
Coming off the fence!

Side, side, side effects
Of SRS and T?
All the detransitioners,
Are speaking honestly!

No, no, no we lost!
Women won the game!
Even reinstating Roe,
...so let us cower in shame...

[–] Lipsy i/just/can't 3 points

Little-known fact: Linda Coffee, the attorney who filed Roe v. Wade, filed another case named Doe v. Wade earlier on the same day in 1970.
"Jane Roe" (Norma McCorvey) was only "Roe" because Jane Doe was already taken.

Footnotes:

(0). I promise that this has a happy end!

  1. Conversion therapy
  2. Or bald!
  3. Gold metals in sports
  4. That is a lie, and we know
  5. "We have zero abuse, but Boy Scouts or Church has thousands abuse! Therefore lala blabla!" Two wrongs don't make a right.
  6. This is obviously fantasy. But I hope it is not. Please...