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THE OLD BALD TIM

by Euterpe

(verse 1 based on "The Old Gray Mare", verse 2 based on "I'm In The Lord's Army")

Verse 1:

The old bald TIM, he ain't what he used to be

Ain't what he used to be

Ain't what he used to be

The old bald TIM, he ain't what he used to be

Many long years ago

Wearing a skirt and bow

While reaching all-time lows

The old bald TIM, he ain't what he used to be

Ain't what he used to be

Ain't what he used to be

The old bald TIM, he ain't what he used to be

Many long years ago

Is he the real deal though?

Answer to that is "no"

The old bald TIM, he ain't what he used to be

Ain't what he used to be

Ain't what he used to be

The old bald TIM, he ain't what he used to be

But if you asked him, you wouldn't know...

Verse 2:

"I may never swap out a chromozey

Push out a newbabey

Hide out from MPB¹

I may never smooth out my shoulderzey

But I'm valid, call me 'she'

I'm valid, call me 'she'

I'm valid, call me 'she'

I may never swap out a chromozey

Push out a newbabey

Hide out from MPB

I may never smooth out my shoulderzey

But I'm valid, call me 'she'

(Yes ma'am!)

I'm valid, call me 'she'

(Yes ma'am!)

I'm valid, call me 'she'

(Yes ma'am!)

I may never swap out a chromozey

Push out a newbabey

Hide out from MPB

I may never smooth out my shoulderzey

But I'm valid, call me 'she'²

(Yes ma'am!)"


BTW for all the radfems out there trying to make your own additions to the compendium, I applaud your efforts greatly, and I recommend checking out Cedarmont Kids and Wee Sing for good base tunes: both the common and the obscure.

Cedarmont Kids on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/0MCU2OpgnSB7rm5UPUMHgt

Cedarmont Kids on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/cedarmontkids

Wee Sing on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4lzlU08DosVqrpEoOvf3DQ

Wee Sing on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/Weesing


  1. (The Ballad of Angie): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/131836/the-ballad-of-angie-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-1

  2. (Where Is Timmy?): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/132035/where-is-timmy-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-2

  3. (Tim Bought Some Heels): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/132662/tim-bought-some-heels-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-3

  4. (If a Person Has a Penis, He's a Man): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/133406/if-a-person-has-a-penis-he-s-a-man-my-version-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-4

  5. (He's A Man): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/133553/hes-a-man-mother-rowlings-radfem-rhymes-5

  6. (Where's Timmy, Chinese Version): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/133819/where-s-timmy-chinese-version-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-6

  7. (Sgt. Rowling): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/133932/mother-rowlings-radfem-rhymes-7-sgt-rowling

  8. (Yes, I'm A Woman): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/134012/yes-i-m-a-woman-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-8

  9. (Everybody Knows): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/134047/everybody-knows-mother-rowlings-radfem-rhymes-9

  10. (Oh, You Can't Be A Woman): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/134906/oh-you-can-t-be-a-woman-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-10

  11. (Gimme That Trans Affirmation): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/135667/gimme-that-trans-affirmation-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-11

  12. (My Son Came Back): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/136457/my-son-came-back-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-12

**THE OLD BALD TIM** by Euterpe (verse 1 based on "The Old Gray Mare", verse 2 based on "I'm In The Lord's Army") **Verse 1:** The old bald TIM, he ain't what he used to be Ain't what he used to be Ain't what he used to be The old bald TIM, he ain't what he used to be Many long years ago Wearing a skirt and bow While reaching all-time lows The old bald TIM, he ain't what he used to be Ain't what he used to be Ain't what he used to be The old bald TIM, he ain't what he used to be Many long years ago Is he the real deal though? Answer to that is "no" The old bald TIM, he ain't what he used to be Ain't what he used to be Ain't what he used to be The old bald TIM, he ain't what he used to be But if you asked him, you wouldn't know... **Verse 2:** "I may never swap out a chromozey Push out a newbabey Hide out from MPB¹ I may never smooth out my shoulderzey But I'm valid, call me 'she' I'm valid, call me 'she' I'm valid, call me 'she' I may never swap out a chromozey Push out a newbabey Hide out from MPB I may never smooth out my shoulderzey But I'm valid, call me 'she' (Yes ma'am!) I'm valid, call me 'she' (Yes ma'am!) I'm valid, call me 'she' (Yes ma'am!) I may never swap out a chromozey Push out a newbabey Hide out from MPB I may never smooth out my shoulderzey But I'm valid, call me 'she'² (Yes ma'am!)" __________ BTW for all the radfems out there trying to make your own additions to the compendium, I applaud your efforts greatly, and I recommend checking out Cedarmont Kids and Wee Sing for good base tunes: both the common and the obscure. Cedarmont Kids on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/0MCU2OpgnSB7rm5UPUMHgt Cedarmont Kids on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/cedarmontkids Wee Sing on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4lzlU08DosVqrpEoOvf3DQ Wee Sing on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/Weesing ________________ 1. (The Ballad of Angie): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/131836/the-ballad-of-angie-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-1 2. (Where Is Timmy?): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/132035/where-is-timmy-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-2 3. (Tim Bought Some Heels): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/132662/tim-bought-some-heels-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-3 4. (If a Person Has a Penis, He's a Man): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/133406/if-a-person-has-a-penis-he-s-a-man-my-version-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-4 5. (He's A Man): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/133553/hes-a-man-mother-rowlings-radfem-rhymes-5 6. (Where's Timmy, Chinese Version): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/133819/where-s-timmy-chinese-version-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-6 7. (Sgt. Rowling): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/133932/mother-rowlings-radfem-rhymes-7-sgt-rowling 8. (Yes, I'm A Woman): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/134012/yes-i-m-a-woman-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-8 9. (Everybody Knows): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/134047/everybody-knows-mother-rowlings-radfem-rhymes-9 10. (Oh, You Can't Be A Woman): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/134906/oh-you-can-t-be-a-woman-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-10 11. (Gimme That Trans Affirmation): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/135667/gimme-that-trans-affirmation-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-11 12. (My Son Came Back): https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/136457/my-son-came-back-mother-rowling-s-radfem-rhymes-12

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[–] Euterpe [OP] 1 points Edited

Footnotes:

¹ - MPB = male pattern baldness

² - While writing this I was so tempted to use "AGP" as one of the rhymes, but then I remembered that the AGP TIMs themselves would rarely refer to themselves as such.


Also, @crodish, I'm working on that Happy And You Know It sequel right now, and it'll be next. Stay tuned!