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...because, well, https://allthatsinteresting.com/candiru

😀😀😃😃😅

I'm going to hell... and you're all coming with me.

...because, well, https://allthatsinteresting.com/candiru 😀😀😃😃😅 I'm going to hell... and you're all coming with me.

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Any bet there's at least one guy with exactly that fetish.

Honestly. True.

My friend dated some dude with a ‘sounding’ fetish

If you don’t know what that is…. Consider staying ignorant

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sounding

I spent many an unpleasant hour at urologists, having a variety of things inserted into my urethra. Every time, the urologist tried to comfort me by saying that at least the female urethra is short, this would be way more unpleasant for men. Guess they collectively miss out on the chance making a side hustle helping creeps get their golly on.

Guess they collectively miss out on the chance making a side hustle helping creeps get their golly on

I’m sorry you went through all that. Triple yikes that sounds awful

But? Goddam, creeps getting their golly on is a hilarious phrase and I intend to use it as my own!!

[–] Lipsy [OP] i/just/can't 0 points

Are you SUUURE they miss out on it? They've gotta be getting that reflexive certainty (about how much more it would huuuuurt boys waaaahh!) from somewhere...

Thought this was gonna be about Jeff Bezos

[–] Lipsy [OP] i/just/can't 1 points

lol

I still think of the river and/or surrounding wilderness first and foremost when I hear "Amazon" 🤷🏾‍♀️

Of note here are that /1/ there are multiple Brazilians among my fam and longtime friends, and /2/ i don't buy anything from amazon​.com