I keep thinking that maybe this will wind up like that episode of South Park where Mr. Garrison tries to get fired for being gay so he can sue the school. He brings Mr. Slave to class and proceeds to do every wildly inappropriate thing he can think of but the school keeps cheering him on because they're such great allies and oh so tolerant. Finally, he calls the school out for allowing him to act this way in front of children.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWcGT2jmHns - I couldn't find better quality and it cuts off early.