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Someone here mentioned the Instagram nightmare account of "AGPs That Make You Want To Die" and so I went over to have a peak peek.

Never have I been so keen to go gentle into that good night. Seeing what I did, I wished to march into a Babylonian Underworld, covered in black feathers with dust for my food and clay for my bread. Let the worms play pinochle on my snout. Here's my shin bone, Cerberus, FETCH!

As the Australians would say: JAYZUS CHROIST.

No wonder these men are all incels. I'm sorry, but the results are hideous. It's not gender non-conforming the way Prince of David Bowie pulled it off, or any number of rock star dandies. It just isn't. It's not the same as butch women. The visual effect of AGP is just appalling to the eye. I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder but there are limits, dammit. If you look like the corner of a building in a wig, you don't just look like a GNC guy. You look like something else- a very hostile male who has lost all self-control.

Because that's what you are- you're hostile men who have decided you're not going to keep a lid on it anymore.

We women know that.

It's not that you are bald, or fat, or hairy, with huge feet and muscles. We don't care about that. We don't care about you having masculine or feminine interests, but AGP is a masculine interest, fwiw. But it's not that. It's that you're now ruled by a fetish rooted in envy and hatred of women.

Do you really think we don't understand that's what it is? When you brag about your hard-on when you put on a bra, you think we never find out about it?

I can't believe we've all been roped into believing AGP is the same as flamboyant men or butch women. "Now now, don't be a bigot, conventional beauty is a construct!" This isn't that, though, is it? It's not about fashion choices- AGPs are sexually excited when they put on women's underwear. They're closer to flashers in trench coats in a 1970's New York subway. They've got the same motivation.

It's not comparable to GNC people, it's not comparable to people of color who can't or won't meet Euro-centric expectations. It's not even comparable to sub-cultures like goths and emos.

It's the fetish part.

That's the issue feminists have with AGP and frankly, it's why most women are repelled by it. Even when they call themselves allies. Since the foundations of it are scary, so are the results.

No one, and I mean NO ONE, is shallow for refusing to date an AGP. No one is shallow for leaving one. No one is shallow for openly stating they wouldn't consider it. If AGP is truly part of your human soul, part of your character, well, it's not shallow to refuse to date someone based on their character, right?

Right? RIGHT? Or is it shallow and bigoted to consider character while dating?

Someone here mentioned the Instagram nightmare account of "AGPs That Make You Want To Die" and so I went over to have a ~~peak~~ peek. Never have I been so keen to go gentle into that good night. Seeing what I did, I wished to march into a Babylonian Underworld, covered in black feathers with dust for my food and clay for my bread. Let the worms play pinochle on my snout. Here's my shin bone, Cerberus, FETCH! As the Australians would say: JAYZUS CHROIST. No wonder these men are all incels. I'm sorry, but the results are hideous. It's not gender non-conforming the way Prince of David Bowie pulled it off, or any number of rock star dandies. It just isn't. It's not the same as butch women. The visual effect of AGP is just appalling to the eye. I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder but there are limits, dammit. If you look like the corner of a building in a wig, you don't just look like a GNC guy. You look like something else- a very hostile male who has lost all self-control. Because that's what you are- you're hostile men who have decided you're not going to keep a lid on it anymore. We women *know* that. It's not that you are bald, or fat, or hairy, with huge feet and muscles. We don't care about that. We don't care about you having masculine or feminine interests, but AGP is a masculine interest, fwiw. But it's not that. It's that you're now ruled by a fetish rooted in envy and hatred of women. Do you really think we don't understand that's what it is? When you brag about your hard-on when you put on a bra, you think we never find out about it? I can't believe we've all been roped into believing AGP is the same as flamboyant men or butch women. "Now now, don't be a bigot, conventional beauty is a construct!" This isn't that, though, is it? It's not about fashion choices- AGPs are sexually excited when they put on women's underwear. They're closer to flashers in trench coats in a 1970's New York subway. They've got the same motivation. It's not comparable to GNC people, it's not comparable to people of color who can't or won't meet Euro-centric expectations. It's not even comparable to sub-cultures like goths and emos. It's the fetish part. *That's* the issue feminists have with AGP and frankly, it's why most women are repelled by it. Even when they call themselves allies. Since the foundations of it are scary, so are the results. No one, and I mean NO ONE, is shallow for refusing to date an AGP. No one is shallow for leaving one. No one is shallow for openly stating they wouldn't consider it. If AGP is truly part of your human soul, part of your character, well, it's not shallow to refuse to date someone based on their character, right? Right? RIGHT? Or is it shallow and bigoted to consider character while dating?

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I didn't know about that Instagram account. I don't think I can look. How does it compare to Kiwi Farms?

Three PERFECT descriptions. Sure wish mainstream media would use these. Wish Biden would use these instead of gushing over "brave" TW.

a very hostile male who has lost all self-control.

ruled by a fetish rooted in envy and hatred of women.

closer to flashers in trench coats in a 1970's New York subway. They've got the same motivation.

I want to see mainstream media headlines "Ruled by his fetish rooted in envy and hatred of women, a man who now calls himself Laurel, and until recently was Gavin Hubbard, has pushed actual women out of the Olympic sport....." "Cyclist Rhys McKinnon, now calling himself Ivy, possibly for poison ivy, a rash no one wants, appears to be a male who has lost all self-control." "Biden's choice for Assistant Health Secretary made headlines for being the first transgender in the position, but is his motivation for dressing up in what one could call a woman costume any different from that of a NYC subway flasher?"

THAT is how the mainstream media should be talking!

[–] salty-tomorrow 12 points (+12|-0) Edited

It’s ugly men in terrible makeup and the worst cheap lingerie you can imagine. It’s very aptly named, but honestly if you’ve never seen the sheer depths of AGP, worth a look.

Not as terrible as, say, surgery photos, but worse than a lot of the Kiwi Farms threads I’ve seen linked around here.

Thanks for the info. I will have to endure it to get a few screen shots for anyone who tells me "it's just who they are, they're being their authentic selves, they don't pose a threat to women" etc.

I'm STILL not over my (now ex, after 40+ years) friend telling me "it's not all about YOU" when I said these men need to stay out of our spaces. I can't handle how many women I know who just act like it's nothing, like I'm ranting "can you believe people who watch Netflix are allowed in the women's bathroom! It's an outrage!" -- they treat me like my warning is that insane. Like I'm worried about absolutely nothing and I'm the one with the problem.

[–] VeggieAnnie 36 points (+36|-0)

This right here is an amazing little piece of writing! Also, you should contact Mr. Menno and ask him to write the song, "When I think about you I TERF myself."

[–] crodish 7 points (+7|-0)

PLEASE holy shit, such an amazing title!! and menno makes the best fucking terf parodies

[–] platypus 20 points (+20|-0)

I wished to march into a Babylonian Underworld, covered in black feathers with dust for my food and clay for my bread. Let the worms play pinochle on my snout.

I love you 🤣🤣🤣

[–] NewMa 18 points (+18|-0)

A+. I need to keep a folder full of the good Ovarit posts because this one is great. Also that IG is... something else.

There is a ‘save’ link below the title where you can keep this brilliance to refer back to it later.

[–] Switched 17 points (+17|-0)

Interestingly... I googled "AGPs That Make You Want To Die" and got no hits. Then the same phrase + instagram... nothing. Flipped to duckduckgo, first hit...

[–] rad-sage-fem 8 points (+8|-0)

I had no luck on google or duckduckgo, though now my phone is quite alarmed and thinks I'm suicidal. Oops.

Can someone share the link pretty please?

[–] hmimperialtortie 15 points (+15|-0)

Your first three paragraphs are sheer poetry. Even though

As the Australians would say: JAYZUS CHROIST.

I feel so attacked right now! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

But yes, these utter misogynists make themselves the most abhorrent, disgusting human beings on the planet, and that’s saying something.

[–] Veesdottir 1 points (+1|-0)

It's brilliant because it's true. Nail head what?! You can see exactly what they think of women as they try to impersonate us. They aren't interested in being well rounded human beings, they want to be degrading stereotypes and sexual objects. It's an insult to call this nonsense a civil rights movement. TRAs are quick to claim that men like Karen White and Jessica Yaniv "aren't trans" (the fuck they aren't) but make 0 attempts to establish any parameters that would keep creeps like this from simply self IDing into a space for women and girls. Hell I wouldn't even want these guys near other men, boys or animals.

[–] Penthesilea 13 points (+13|-0)

You’re hilarious and I need you to post about 6x more often. “Fetch, Cerberus!” I’m losing it over here.

[–] Radical 11 points (+11|-0)

Someone here mentioned the Instagram nightmare account of "AGPs That Make You Want To Die" and so I went over to have a peak peek.

Never have I been so keen to go gentle into that good night.

LMAO 😂 🤣

[–] Gini 11 points (+11|-0)

MY EYES OH MY GOD MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] littleowl12 [OP] 19 points (+19|-0)

That little butterfly of innocence in your heart? Smacked against the windshield of AGP.

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