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"I made my way to the women’s changing area so that I could undress in preparation for my probiotic soak. Probiotics are beneficial for women’s health, restoring and promoting the natural balance of friendly bacteria in the vaginal passage, and I was looking forward to the positive effect they would have on my ‘outy’. I removed my clothes and after performing a few lunges to loosen up my chakra I was about to don my spa robe…when suddenly I felt very vulnerable. I could sense eyes upon me. I turned slightly and was horrified to discover every trans woman’s nightmare: the perverted stare of a bigoted child, eye-raping my ball-bag. Even worse than that was the young girl’s mother, also gawping (almost hungrily it seemed to me) at my female penis...."

This guy (Jarvis Dupont akaTitania McGrath) is so hilarious

[–] Omina_Sentenziosa 13 points (+13|-0)

Jarvis and Titania are both fake accounts, Jarvis is written by a woman, Titania is written by a man.

[–] Researcher1536 8 points (+8|-0)

This really hits at how clownish (yet completely threatening and alarming) self-ID really is.

[–] weaver70 5 points (+5|-0)

This has to be a parody. right? right?

Yes, it's a parody.

[–] weaver70 6 points (+6|-0)

oh thank all the gods. It reads as one, but clearly it is hard to know these days.

thanks.

[–] Luckystar 3 points (+3|-0)

I came here to ask the same thing. One literally can't tell these days...

[–] gluhbirne 4 points (+4|-0)

Her child glared at the floor, uneducatedly.

OMGLOLOLOL

[–] Boudicaea 3 points (+3|-0)

Hahaha I wish he had said WiSpa, would have been funny if it was actually Jarvis DuPont!

[–] HarleyQuinn 3 points (+3|-0)

Clown world has spiraled so far out of control that it took me way too far into this piece to realize it’s satire 😂🤣

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