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[A mock poster.]

CALLING ALL MEDIOCRE MALES

[An image of a paunchy, middle-aged, lantern-jawed man throwing a javelin. He has long hair, of course, but a receding hairline, and false breasts. He is wearing small earrings and a sleeveless red top.]

WOMEN'S

  • MEDALS
  • RECORDS
  • SCHOLARSHIPS
  • SPONSORSHIPS

ARE NOW UP FOR GRABS!

LIVE YOUR DREAM

BY RUINING THEIRS

CALL THE ACLU NOW TO FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN GET IN ON THE ACTION!

This gave me such emotional whiplash. I wanted to cry and laugh reading it. Well done