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[–] banjo 46 points (+46|-0)

commits felony lol

I don't get it?

[–] Tnetennba 13 points (+13|-0)

I don't either but it's probably a reference to how any story about TIM criminals gets completely obscured by their gender struggles.

[–] z6iiab 9 points (+9|-0)

probs a ref to how tims verbally, physically or sexually assault women, especially if they disagree with their crazy beliefs.

[–] Lorena_wood 22 points (+22|-0)

Snake: humans are more than just their limbs, stop reducing them to their parts!

[–] Jade 19 points (+19|-0)

Immediately thought of THIS.

[–] Rhapsody 2 points (+2|-0)

I wish I could give you a medal for this comment. This is gold

[–] Bazzaar 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

Lmao, except in this situation the snake was speaking the good truth and the other guy was a TRA.

[–] suicidebybooks 18 points (+18|-0)

A human is anyone who identifies as a human. Some humans have scales, forked tongues and no limbs. Why are people such bigots? :(

[–] Jade 6 points (+6|-0)

And lay eggs.

[–] Nasrin 2 points (+2|-0)

Once a month but only when they're not fertilized and generally in cotton but occasionally in silicon.

[–] Bazzaar 1 points (+1|-0)

Hey now, some of them are trying to get surgery because they're in the wrong body and DON'T want to lay eggs.

ResPeCt TheIr ChOIce.

[–] yikesforever 8 points (+8|-0) Edited

It's the year 2050 and humans have completely lost the ability to classify things and even to speak as everything is offensive. Now they sit in caves knawing twigs and making grunting noises.

[–] tangleofsnakes 7 points (+7|-0)

Big yikes at this ophidiophobia. Do better

[–] Rhapsody 2 points (+2|-0)

They’re just jealous of my well pronounced and fully functional Jacobson Organ, so ophidiophobic of them

[–] Bazzaar 3 points (+3|-0)

Lol for real. Like 2+2 does not equal 5, it's never been 5. Common sense means nothing anymore, people have taken language too far, trying to argue reality now.

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