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[–] Lysiena 51 points (+51|-0)

It's called aerodynamics, educate yourself before you complain uWu

[–] hedy 20 points (+20|-0)

I couldn't stop thinking about how it was that the women didn't need to constantly fish their bottoms out of their cracks. It was distracting, and not in a good or good-for-the-sport way. Women watch sports too, and we'd like to enjoy them.

[–] Julie92845 4 points (+4|-0)

Apparently they can apply some sort of glue to the butt cheeks to make the bottoms stay.

[–] space_out 1 points (+1|-0)

Don't know about sports, but can confirm in pageants there's such a thing as a bikini butt glue for the swimwear.

[–] crodish fujoshit 2 points (+2|-0) Edited

I mean I'd argue that once the clothing meant to cover you up needs adhesive to continue covering you up, it's not working as functionally intended

[–] corporalwojtek 19 points (+19|-0)

It's high time this suggestion was implemented. It's not fair that we can only objectify Olympic divers! /strong s

[–] fireworks 17 points (+17|-0)

Jokes aside, this wouldn't make anything equal. No matter what men wear, women will always be 500x more sexualized and objectified. Women will always have harder time when wearing bikinis, and they will still feel uncomfortable. No solution at all 😕

[–] GelatinousRube 13 points (+16|-3)

Yuck, I do not want to see the pepperoni or the honey baked ham. No thank you.

[–] Jade 21 points (+24|-3)

No, I mean, this guy is ok, come on, I'd fuck him. The problem is that to see some juicy boys we'll have to pay the price of seeing those flabby 28-40 old hags who should have quit sports long ago. Maybe they're still competing because no woman wanted to marry them.

[–] GelatinousRube 1 points (+1|-0)

Just putting my obnoxious oar in for the small percentage of us who do not want to see any men naked. 😄

[–] Jade 3 points (+3|-0)

that was meant to be sarcasm, as a reverse-role response :)

[–] Jade 10 points (+11|-1)

No one can complain, because men in South American teams love it.

[–] zuubat 8 points (+8|-0)

I am as hetero as they come, but when watching sports I don’t wanna see his naked buttocks any more than hers. And I loathe having to watch the women divers scoop their suits from their butt crack every single time they emerge from the pool.

Is there no one in charge anywhere who bothered to consider that if athletes are having to constantly fiddle with what they’re wearing, maybe there’s something wrong with what they’re wearing?

[–] Julie92845 3 points (+3|-0)

I'd watch it happily. (As long as the only men wearing it consented to the uniform, like how the women's team SHOULD be.)

[–] Dryad 1 points (+1|-0)

To make this equally objectifying they need to be hairless, have their nipples covered by pasties, and to have giant screens showing them from all angles whilst they play. Earpieces with a constant stream of sexual comments from commentators would be an added bonus.

[–] crodish fujoshit 0 points (+0|-0)

And cameras constantly zoomed in to capture their junk jiggle physics