A casual twirl of your pocket hatchet is never out of place either.

pocket hatchet

Lmao, every day I live with the knowledge that other women are so much cooler than me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I do this anyway, it's how I greet my infernal brothers and sisters. You're telling me this works on creepy men too?! These are the things I keep coming back to Ovarit for....

Or there's: Pick up your bag. Rummage. Look up in fright. "I accidentally pulled the pin out of my grenade. RUNNN!"