I'm going to invent a specific bollock and foreskin moisturiser just so I can have a TIF advertising it.

No idea what I'm gonna call it yet. Any ideas for lets saaaaay.....20% of the company? I'm hoping to eventually branch into at home prostate test kits (basically just the moisturiser and a latex glove). All advertised by TIFs. Only TIFs. Pre op and pre hormones.