Hey, dumbass, there are also performers who call themselves Poison Ivy, Lux Interior, Black Francis and The Edge. Stage names.

Ellen's situation is stupid. They expect us to pretend she's not a woman. It's lunacy.

When Snoop was arrested on a murder charge, his police file didn't say "Snoop Dogg." It said "Calvin Broadus." But TRAs want eeeeeevery piece of documentation to carry the name of the "gender soul." I think, therefore I am -- no, you're not!