This can't possibly be real. Are they just trolling radfems at this point? I just can't believe it.

I'm not sure what's worse, that I expected this to be a pornographic confession and/or that it wasn't.

Why the hell they are all so into the tee hee dumb bimbo sexist steoreotypical shit is really... telling.

Lol... no adult woman cries when she falls off her bike. Saw a woman come off a motorbike the other day and she just got up and brushed it off. Women are so much better at dealing with pain than men.

I crashed and rolled a quad down the street from my house (thankfully some weird instinct kicked in and I threw myself off it to avoid being pinned), and I bruised the entire left side of my body. I didn’t “cry and moan”. I grit my teeth, got to my feet, and limped home for help. I will admit that I was holding back tears, but it HURT.

I seriously injured myself early this month. Screamed at the initial shock, then quietly sobbed until I gathered the strength to get up and move. Had to go about my day while barely being able to walk because I have responsibilities. Women don't act like children when we are injured or at any other point in our daily lives. #itsafetish

I took a bike crash at about 35mph. I got road rash down my chest, due to wearing a tank top.

I sat there, stunned for a minute, sat up and started cursing and hissing. I had to limp home the last quarter of a mile, pushing my bike. I had to call off work for a few days until the bruises stopped hurting so bad.

I cried a little bit, but it was quiet and angry and mostly when I was cleaning road grit out of my chest.

(I’d been going down a really steep hill at top speed on a hybrid mountain bike. I tried to brake in the rain, water got between my brakes and the tires. I found a rut on the road by trying to swerve out and away from the street corner I knew I was coming up on. I hit the curb at 35mph, down from the 40 I’d been going.)

I had a co-worker back before the pandemic who biked to work. She had a fall that ended up with road rash up and down one of her legs. I don't know how she reacted in the moment. But when she got to work, the first thing she said to me was "it's pretty gross, wanna see?".

Yeah, us girls are such delicate little flowers. snort

Oh, absolutely. Dainty and delicate and breakable, of course, one second from weeping prettily at the drop of a hat.

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That’s what my last fall from a bike was like! Skinned my shin (I was in shorts), hobbled into a tram depot for some first aid (dude was most helpful, if worried the iodine would sting - it didn’t) and had to walk my bike home. This after kicking it around and swearing at it a la Basil Fawlty.

Gotta say, if the bruising on my thighs hadn’t already been hurting in the minutes after the crash, I might’ve punted my helmet into the underbrush.

Anyone else notice TiMs love talking about how much they cry?

Women are mortified by crying in public. That's why there's a cliche about women crying in the bathroom at work.

Saw a little girl fall of her bike yesterday. Like little kids are, she looked around for sympathetic adults, didn't see any, cussed like a little sailor and picked up her bike.

(disclaimer : it was clear that the fall hadn't been bad, otherwise I of course would have actively made sure, she was okay)

Haha I love that little pause and look small kids do while they work out if it’s worth crying. My Nigel’s favorite game is shouting “Penalty!” when he sees it though that doesn’t often help the situation.

I know! I like exclaiming :"Look at you! You are like an acrobat!". Usually makes kids proud and deters crying.

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