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Breaking news: humans are fish. For my next baby I will simply lay my eggs somewhere in the bathtub and my nigel will fertilize them. No more morning sickness, hooray!

No more morning sickness, round ligament pain, sciatica, pelvic prolapse, preclampsia, gestational diabetes, c-section, 4th degree tearing, cardiomyopathy, etc.etc. all these men wanting uterus transplants have no idea what they're asking for.