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Thank you all for coming! So we’re here today to discuss the climate crisis…

TIM: Porn!

and possible solutions…

TIMs: Porn!

which can ensure a future for humanity…

TIMs: PORN!! PORN!! PORN!!!

okay well it seems like there’s a lot of enthusiasm coming from the floor for porn as a solution to the climate crisis, I’d wanted to get through my introduction but…

TIMs: GIVE HER THE MIC. GIVE HER THE MIC.

okay, take the mic. Could you explain how you envision porn solving the climate crisis?

TIM: Truck Sluts unseats the cisheterosexualism of the petro-masculine rural…

Okay, but could you go into more detail about the mechanism by which Truck Sluts is going to solve climate change?

TIM: gets out dick.

That sure was a lot of sound and fury signifying nothing. Or maybe signifying such runaway narcissism that these clowns can't understand that the climate crisis isn't about their "identities."

There certainly seem to be a number of words in that abstract, some of them even line up into phrases. I understood the first 14 of them.

Your cis brain clearly isn't educated enough to understand /s

Truck Sluts is a great name for a girl band, though.

[–] legopants 2 points Edited

Yeah call yourself a slur it's empowering 💪

I mean in an ironic way: like Pussy Riot. Would have to be heavy metal no-prisoners-taken music though.

This is how you know gender fuckery is epitome of whiteness.

Saw this on Gen Gluck's Twitter feed, but am obviously not going to pay to read this, so enjoy the abstract.

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