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Thank you all for coming! So we’re here today to discuss the climate crisis…

TIM: Porn!

and possible solutions…

TIMs: Porn!

which can ensure a future for humanity…

TIMs: PORN!! PORN!! PORN!!!

okay well it seems like there’s a lot of enthusiasm coming from the floor for porn as a solution to the climate crisis, I’d wanted to get through my introduction but…

TIMs: GIVE HER THE MIC. GIVE HER THE MIC.

okay, take the mic. Could you explain how you envision porn solving the climate crisis?

TIM: Truck Sluts unseats the cisheterosexualism of the petro-masculine rural…

Okay, but could you go into more detail about the mechanism by which Truck Sluts is going to solve climate change?

TIM: gets out dick.