My plan: use the singular AND swap they/them around so it’s clear you’re talking about a single genderspecial.

“What does Kai do nowadays?”

“Them is a barista. I saw they last week.”

Still using preferred pronouns so them can’t complain.

[–] GenderHeretic 6 points Edited

If this caught on I'd finally be able to tell whether we're talking about one person or multiple people.

I want to start using singular to highlight how stupid it sounds. They is my coworker. Can you imagine how many would quit being non-binary if you just made it sound stupid.

[–] Apricot_Ibex 8 points Edited

I just watched part of the latest season of Blown Away (glassblowing competition show on Netflix), and there’s a “non-binary” woman
on there (Grace) who basically just looks like a female version of 1980s Weird Al Yankovich and clearly is a WOMAN of course. I mean, you do you with the fashion, that’s great, but you are a woman not a walking manifestation of genderwoo.

The judges kept awkwardly talking about “oh, they had a little trouble with this piece because their first round of glass shattered. I hope they keep up the excellent work” or whatever and it was all very cringey with the grammatical weirdness of turning her into plural people, lol.

This woman had to bring up that she was “enby” constantly. She had some interesting pieces, but the enby crap was distracting— very much “look at me, look at me”!

How do you tell if someone is non binary?

Don't worry, they'll tell you repeatedly

It is so bad, it almost sounds like a provocateur. Is a troll trolling?

How long until they decide you use "they is" and claim "they are" is misgendering?

You know what would really clear up that confusion? Actual sex based pronouns. What a concept.

And this is what happens when you try to destroy language.

God help this poor bastard.

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