You don't have to try getting cancer to know you would never want it. Same thing with dick.

That's a dumb comparison.

No one has to try dick if they don't want, but cancer is a disease that only brings misery. People actually do have fun with dicks.

I'm lesbian. Probably should have mentioned that. For a lesbian, it's an apt comparison.

You were fine regardless.

And it was pretty obvious what you meant

Someone was having a bad day