I don't know about sewing divisions but we have a knitting division. It's got cats in. Also, where's my cash money payment for thinking and saying women are female?

Damnit. I came here to say a variety of this, but you beat me to it. Actually, I just ordered a needle felting kit. I think stabbing wool might be fun. Not sure about profit though.

The jokes write themselves. We're just the vessels. Felting does sound fun! You can make little animals and figurines, right? I am learning needlebinding, which is neat because it's thousands of years old.