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[–] bumpyjerboa 16 points (+16|-0)

If dicks really are able to transform into any other kind of body tissue, don't you think modern medicine would've glommed onto that a little sooner? Need a kidney? Transplant some penis tissue!

[–] RisingUp 14 points (+14|-0)

I like this AU, where presumably men are afraid to go out after dark or travel alone for fear of marauding dick harvesters, and incel types sell their dicks off while they’re young because they don’t get any use out of them anyway, and men are afraid of bringing home random strangers to fuck because some of them carry scissors.

Really makes you realise how much men are protected by the fact that dick is essentially valueless.

[–] lucrecia 4 points (+4|-0)

When a guy has his pants on, his dick reassumes its resting shape, that of a ditto.

[–] Genevieve 11 points (+11|-0)

I love this comment:

Why is it necessary to believe that a surgically constructed vagina is "real"? What would we be saying about the mental health of people who've had breast or abs implants trying to pass them off as "real"? They're fake. All fake. There's no valid objection to honest fakes.

Calling it a neo-"vagina" is bad enough, but now going on to say that it's exactly like a real vagina is allowing the delusions to hit another level of fuckery. It's not a real vagina, you're not a real woman, and cells don't magically appear to make it so!

[–] spacykate 1 points (+1|-0)

This is on par with the people who think taking female hormones will magically make them into a woman, internal organs and all. Talk about delusions.