Why the fuck do they talk like mentally disabled children, what the hell am I even reading

For reals. "I tried to kill myself... lol UwU!!"

Like wtf???

[–] bellatrixbells BoobatrixRex 6 points

He failed so hard at suicide that he didn't even go to a hospital, tried and failed again the next day and then complained on reddit about his favourite store closing. Sounds just like someone who just survived a suicide attempt.

But he identifies as someone who survived a suicide attempt.

Seriously though, I hope he gets the help he needs because even threatening suicide or talking about it like this is a sign that something is very wrong. Admittedly the help he needs isn't the same as the help he wants but I hope he gets it nevertheless.