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Cheese is poison
Posted October 20, 2021 by platypus in Vegan

This afternoon my fiancé and I ordered Greek takeout. We've done this many times before with no problems, even from this same restaurant. But today was a little different.

I opened my falafel plate to see there were little white cubes on my salad. Vegan feta?
We explicitly requested for my meal to be vegan, and there is vegan feta readily available in every grocery store here in our country.
I even fed a little piece to my (omnivore) fiancé. "Does this taste like real cheese? Or vegan cheese?" I asked.
"It's pretty mild," he said. He even compared it to a piece of cheese from his own (non-vegan) meal, and said his tasted comparatively cheesier.

So I took a bite. definitely cheesy, but it lacked the rank aftertaste that usually accompanies dairy foods.
"So this must be what vegan feta tastes like. Cool." Big mistake.

Halfway through my meal I started feeling sick. Not just a grumble-tum but a full on "emergency procedure, I'm about to throw up" situation.

I bailed on the food-related activity and was able to walk off the immanent barfing, thank god.
But several hours later, I'm still queasy and kicking myself big time.

Why do people eat this stuff??? If this is the human body's natural response to it, it can't be good for you.
For context I used to eat cheese all the time without a problem, though I've been vegan many years at this point.

Anyways I just had to vent. Cheese is gross. Beware the cheese.

Edit: guys I'm not literally saying cheese can kill you, just that eating it can make you sick if your body isn't used to it. calm down with the down votes, this is getting ridiculous. 75% of the world's population is lactose intolerant, it's a real thing people.
If you're downvoting a post about cheese in /o/vegan purely because you happen to like cheese, you might want to rethink your life choices.

38 comments

MignonetteJanuary 26, 2024

One day they'll realise that most people out there are actually far kinder than they thought they were and quite hesitant to hurt another person's feelings.

drdeeisbackJanuary 26, 2024

It's just occurred to me that they can't imagine that other people would actually be nice to them because it would never cross their own minds to be nice to other people.

ForestandthetreesJanuary 26, 2024(Edited January 26, 2024)

Or it could be low self-esteem or previous experiences of bullying. It could be a lot of things, it’s hard to know.

shewolfoffranceJanuary 26, 2024

Yes. Most people actually do want to be kind, or at least polite. They don't really think he's a woman, he's just recognizable as one of a group of men whom we've been told are desperately in of infinite kindness from strangers and passing acquaintances.

AlwaysOrdduJanuary 26, 2024

Oh kid. You have a mustache. Not one part of you passes for female. You just have a lot of people in your life who are afraid they will hurt or anger you with the truth.

[Deleted]January 26, 2024

To be fair, I have a moustache 😆 dark haired women ‘problems’ too!

AlwaysOrdduJanuary 26, 2024

I'm blond and I have one too 😅 but we aren't on the Internet bragging about about being introduced as nieces with 5 o'clock shadow on full display. 😁

VestalVirginJanuary 26, 2024(Edited January 26, 2024)

Yeah; I am afraid I have about as much of a moustache as he does, or will once I'm older.

But he also looks a bit like that actor who played Aurelius Dumbledore (forgot the other name) in Fantastic Beasts. (You know, the one with the enby identity who is violent against women?)

A tiiiny bit androgynous, but in a dudely way.

AtlasJanuary 26, 2024

Ezra Miller

VestalVirginJanuary 26, 2024

Right, that one.

QueenofdogsJanuary 26, 2024

Oh no, kylo ren got into his mum's makeup again

JehaneJanuary 26, 2024

THAT's who he reminds me of! 🤣

RusticTroglodyteOliver Twist MuppetJanuary 26, 2024

Lol he's like Kylo Ren if you ordered him from Temu

JehaneJanuary 26, 2024

OMG, that's a good one 😂

RusticTroglodyteOliver Twist MuppetJanuary 26, 2024

LMAO omg you're right

FemmeEtalJanuary 26, 2024

Weird, I didn’t wear makeup or gek clothes(?) to work today, everyone assumed I was female right away and I didn’t feel the need to cry about it? Maybe because I’m just a real woman.

RusticTroglodyteOliver Twist MuppetJanuary 26, 2024

Right? Today I went to a job interview with no makeup, unshaven, hair in a simple pony. I nailed it and an hour later, they called to offer me the job.

Tims can die mad about it

proudcatladysubtle standoffishnessJanuary 26, 2024

Congratulations!!

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RusticTroglodyteOliver Twist MuppetJanuary 26, 2024

Thank you! I took it and I'm very happy. I've been looking for over a year

CaeruleaJanuary 28, 2024

Congratulations!

clairenovakJanuary 26, 2024

His picture makes me think of Lou Diamond Phillips in Young Guns, not "Girl!"

snailsJanuary 26, 2024

what are gek clothes

RusticTroglodyteOliver Twist MuppetJanuary 26, 2024

LMFAO

You gotta read between the lines

The aunt and her friend are both legally blind and have no sense of smell

Women1stJanuary 26, 2024

Do you ever just see these kids and either want to make them see reality or just hug them? This movement is devouring young people. It’s horrifying

samsdatJanuary 26, 2024

It is horrifying. I don’t want to hug them, or be anywhere near them, but I do feel bad for them in the same way that I feel bad for the Scientologists forced to scrub toilets with toothbrushes. They’re caught up in a nightmare of their own creation and that does make me pity them.

I also regret that our society is feeding this.

awake1000January 26, 2024

I dont want to hug them.

RusticTroglodyteOliver Twist MuppetJanuary 26, 2024

Ditto. At least not the tims. More like spray them with Raid

proudcatladysubtle standoffishnessJanuary 26, 2024

😂😂😂☠️

proudcatladysubtle standoffishnessJanuary 26, 2024

Whatever the opposite of a hug is, that I wanna do

awake1000January 27, 2024

LOLZ sobbing!

Women1stJanuary 26, 2024

Ive seen some of the confused, not entitled obnoxious ones and I feel so bad for them.

shewolfoffranceJanuary 26, 2024

The girls, sometimes. Boys who choose to identify as girls because they've been groomed into by Reddit and porn, not so much.

[Deleted]January 26, 2024

That brow ridge though.

ItzpapalotlJanuary 26, 2024

Lol

TheKnittaSpacePopeJanuary 26, 2024

They’re laughing at you and mocking you, sir. But we’ll done for being too dense and porn-blinded that you can’t see it.

WatcherattheGatesJanuary 26, 2024

Dudely.

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