I went to see a new apartment, week ago, but I also ended up watching his dildo collection.
I HATE HOW MEN EXPLOIT OUR NEEDS!!! I HATE HOW MEN EXPLOIT OUR NEEDS!!! I HATE HOW MEN EXPLOIT OUR NEEDS, for their own sexual depravity!!!
No, I still don't have an apartment...
Mostly relevant: I have just now been made aware by an art-school graduate Friend that "that shape from '80's movies about the future", which I erroneously presumed nameless, is in fact called a "blobject".
(blob + object)
I honestly thought she was just pulling my leg (Which one would she pull tho, the bio leg or the half prosthetic one?🙃)
but, sure enough, "blobject" even has its own Wikipedia page. Lmao.
I'll admit I'm not familiar with older 'models' of dildo since I only started looking into them as an adult in 2020 - but there are some that have very non phallic shapes for g-spotting that are designed with only female pleasure in mind (the njoy Pure wand and many glass dildos come to mind).
As you noted though, they all come with eyewatering prices - albeit worth it since I usually need penetration to get off. As a lesbian, I'm glad that pegging has at least finally forced sex shops to sell non-realistic, pretty coloured ones for strap-ons - because the appearance of a hyper-realistic dildo makes me throw up in my mouth a bit ngl...