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I went to see a new apartment, week ago, but I also ended up watching his dildo collection.

I HATE HOW MEN EXPLOIT OUR NEEDS!!! I HATE HOW MEN EXPLOIT OUR NEEDS!!! I HATE HOW MEN EXPLOIT OUR NEEDS, for their own sexual depravity!!!

No, I still don't have an apartment...

I went to see a new apartment, week ago, but I also ended up watching his dildo collection. I HATE HOW MEN EXPLOIT OUR NEEDS!!! I HATE HOW MEN EXPLOIT OUR NEEDS!!! I HATE HOW MEN EXPLOIT OUR NEEDS, for their own sexual depravity!!! No, I still don't have an apartment...

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[–] Lipsy 3 points Edited

AHHAHAHAHHA 😭😭😭 I'm screeeeamingggg

That gigantic Hitachi wand? Girlfrienddddd 😅😭😭😭 What a visual.

I forgot all about those TBH. Was thinking about the more travel-friendly ones that are marketed as "personal massagers" and even as electric toothbrush shanks.

Contender for the "Best implicit story ever" finals:

Okay so, if it says electric toothbrush shank, that isn't allowed to be a lie (...unless the entire shopping district is a lie, cough cough SF Chinatown cough cough. where anything goes! until you try to turn on the knockoff tech swag you bought there, at which point the rule flips to nothing goes.)

At least theoretically,it needs to fit a toothbrush thingy that snaps info it.
But it isn't against the law to sell one of the two.

So I'm in one of the Middle East high-volume-layover airports in a HUGELY conservative location. I wana say Doha (Qatar), because it was a giant hub airport and it definitely wasn't Dubai.
I'm talking "conservative" as in, some incel dumb and/or audacious enough to haul a laptop full of porn and get randomly screened and caught (unlikely—something like a cancelation would have to happen for layover passengers to be herded out of the cordoned-off interior of the concourse and out through where the porno police might nab someone—but not totally impossible) could be facing double digit years in a Qatari prison.

Aaaaaannnddd, against that backdrop.... I noticed the bottom halves of many "electric toothbrushes" at those newsstand stores that are identical in every airport on earth. No heads—neither replacements nor, strikingly, one attached to the durable part.

Kiosks selling headphones at up to double the MSRP:
More of the chargeable battery-powered durable half of the "toothbrush". No replacement heads.

On and on and on and on it went like this.

By the time my flight was boarding, I had resolved to reject the possibility of a supply-chain interruption.
Ahah I had at least nonzero reasons to support this positron (this was still pre-covid, and literally AT one of the main central transportation hubs on the whole earth.) but none of that was the point.

The point was... THOSE ((makes giant sniley Vanna White gesture at the aforementioned visible inventory))

🥰 by the last trip down the corridor before boarding, I was bounding across the floor, full of satisfying (👈🏾👀) thoughts about Sisterhood.

I watched Doha fade away below still singing the song I made up on the spot in that hallway.

yes we're those / Qatari Girls /
with them toes / we keep in curls /

why bother training boys /
srsly fuck all that noise!

...''cause...

Every Woman Sisters! Mothers!
Every Girl Daughters! Friends!
...in our corner Lovers! Girlfriends!
...of the world life mates! whirlwinds!

We got a
gotta gotta
🎶 We got a little seeeeeeee-cret! 🎶

😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰🥰

"well ackshwallee, lipsy, Girlfriend and whirlwind do not, in fact, thyme... please advise?"

They do now! Next question please!