Which is always said sarcastically.
I have one cat in particular, really my daughter's cat, who loves to steal chicken. We can't leave the chicken anywhere to cool down before putting in the fridge, or to rest in the chicken off the table, or, as in today, to sit on the plata (warming plate) to heat up on Shabbat.
I had said chicken, and other foods, on the plata to warm up, and was online doing something when CRASH!!!!! in an attempt to reach the chicken she had knocked the beets all over the floor.
I love her but right about now....