Oh, my lazy ladies would love to tell me exactly why I am a fascist who needs to be removed from my position immediately, however, I am too unintelligent to speak their language.

They've worked so hard to train me, though, and they are lazy, so maybe it can wait until after the next time it is time to open a can of wilderness treats, and after dinner belly rubs

[–] hmimperialtortie [OP] Cats. Just cats. 2 points

Mine would probably be satisfied with me being retrained to Never Leave The House, feed them exactly when they want, and lie on the bed whenever they need a warm pillow.