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I’m a married woman with about as healthy of a sex life as you can have. We thought it would be fun to see what was in there. Just disembodied body parts and pornsick contraptions. Makes me so sad and depressed that men, who most women are attracted to, hate us so fucking much and their entire sexuality is predicated on that hatred. What a miserable timeline.

I’m a married woman with about as healthy of a sex life as you can have. We thought it would be fun to see what was in there. Just disembodied body parts and pornsick contraptions. Makes me so sad and depressed that men, who most women are attracted to, hate us so fucking much and their entire sexuality is predicated on that hatred. What a miserable timeline.

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i've got film of myself going into one asking innocently if i can watch cartoons in the private booth. the clerk understood it was a joke and played along for my brother and i while we filmed our little comedy skit. we were having a good giggle when some huge monster man came barreling down the aisle screaming at me to GET OUT OF HERE GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. i laughed at him, thanked the clerk and turned to leave. he chased me and my brother into the parking lot but when we offered to throw hands, he got really timid and sulked off. the clerk came out and asked if we were okay. it was pretty funny.

my brother said, "dudebro, we'll, like, fight you if you really want, but don't be mad at us cuz ur a gross pervert, uhhkay."

that sentence will make more sense if you pretend you're hearing it from the lumpy space princess from adventure time. yes, my brother actually talks like that.