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I know I just posted about sex shops, but I LOVE Halloween and love going into Halloween shops or Halloween seasonal sections of other shops.

It isn’t as bad this year as last IMO, but I really hate seeing “Policeman” costumes next to “Sexy Policewoman.” Hubs was feeling ornery today and argued that maybe men wish they had sexy costumes and can’t find any. :( Poor men. I tried not to laugh out loud.

Anyway we found the sexy men costumes in a weird corner by themselves, not anywhere near comparable “normal” woman costumes, and most of us know they are for gay men because a man would probably rather die than objectify himself for a woman. How humiliating would that be?!

Also don’t confuse the sexy gay man costumes with what I like to call the “sexual harassment costumes,” such as the porn-inspired blue-collar worker one (e.g. the plumber whose tagline is “we’ll fill your holes”) or whatever. Designed to humiliate women and ruin parties for us so that men can get a laugh and a boner.

Halloween is a women’s holiday anyway as far as I’m concerned. I wish I could go and throw all the bad costumes out for good. That’s what we need, not a book burning but a Halloween costume burning.

I know I just posted about sex shops, but I LOVE Halloween and love going into Halloween shops or Halloween seasonal sections of other shops. It isn’t as bad this year as last IMO, but I really hate seeing “Policeman” costumes next to “Sexy Policewoman.” Hubs was feeling ornery today and argued that maybe men wish they had sexy costumes and can’t find any. :( Poor men. I tried not to laugh out loud. Anyway we found the sexy men costumes in a weird corner by themselves, not anywhere near comparable “normal” woman costumes, and most of us know they are for gay men because a man would probably rather die than objectify himself for a woman. How humiliating would that be?! Also don’t confuse the sexy gay man costumes with what I like to call the “sexual harassment costumes,” such as the porn-inspired blue-collar worker one (e.g. the plumber whose tagline is “we’ll fill your holes”) or whatever. Designed to humiliate women and ruin parties for us so that men can get a laugh and a boner. Halloween is a women’s holiday anyway as far as I’m concerned. I wish I could go and throw all the bad costumes out for good. That’s what we need, not a book burning but a Halloween costume burning.

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It is with no pleasure that I wholeheartedly agree. It's in Germany now too and I find it extremely alienating.

Since, in Germany, it is also Martin Luther day, for years i have been trying to clown the Nigel (Italian, grew up Catholic, badly integrated) into believing that Germans traditionally celebrate the day by taping offensive and heretic messages on doors. At this point, he is questioning.