Goddamn it. Now I have to buy a teddy bear, name it Theodore Dalrymple, and make it give long speeches on, like, the state of society these days.
Just look what you've done to me.
Just look what you've done to me.
((ponders))
Sounds like... given the future Teddy D. one more potential piece of material to work with?
in which case I guess you're welcome... 🤷🏾♀️
Teddy D. Bear is going to need a little tweed suit. Probably a sweater vest too.
"Theodore Dalrymple"... LOL Please oh please tell me that one of the following is true:
/1/ That's a pen name.
/2/ Mr. Dalrymple is literally a teddy bear.
/3/ Both.