What the devil is a "boob check"? Is this the TIMmish equivalent of a man checking that his meat and two veg are properly arranged in his underpants? Well, they probably do that too.
I do a health check every other week or so. I make sure thereās nothing wrong.
Iām sure thatās not what he means.
ā¦Zero? Maybe once immediately after putting on a shirt? What does this even mean?
Uh sure, when I'm feeling for cancerous lumps every month. Or when I come down with a fever and worry it's the harbinger of another bout of mastitis.
A bunch of grown men calling themselves āgirlsā... so incredibly pathetic and creepy that it makes me physically recoil.
Like a hockey check? Just slamming full force into our opponents with a tit?
I occasionally remember to check that my sports bra/bralette removable pads are not folded over on themselves and giving me a weird lumpy appearance. Other than that, no, what?
I did just go to the obgyn and she checked them. Does it count more if the boob is checked by another person and not just myself? I mean, I'm pretty sure they're still there. I haven't felt myself up lately to make sure.
Fucking idiots. They have to turn all of our life experiences into porn.
What does the second commenter want his "boobs" to do? He's probably thinking of Street Fighter physics were a female character strikes a pose and her boobs wobble around for 20 minutes after.
The most male shit