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[Deleted]August 10, 2021

My 17 yo mentioned last week that he needed longer pants before the school year started (summer growth spurt), and I told him we'd go out and get some over the weekend. "Mom, I have a job. I can buy my own pants." And sure enough, he went out and bought his own school clothes, no help from me needed or wanted. Hmph.

Meanwhile, this 29 yo manchild is whining that his mom isn't buying him a breast pump for masturbatory purposes. idek anymore.

[Deleted]August 10, 2021

Imagine being almost 30 and complaining your mother won’t buy you fetish gear. 🤮

[Deleted]August 10, 2021

Imagine being that man’s mother, and having to hear your grown ass man child ask you to buy him a breast pump.

TnetennbaAugust 10, 2021

Is it too late for an abortion?

HyacinthAugust 10, 2021(Edited August 10, 2021)

Mom must feel guilty for the way he turned out. Listen its not your fault lady, we do the best we can and they become their own people. Give him six months and kick him out guilt free.

Also gross as it is, I'll take the furry cosplay over pretending their some type of woman

ArmyofMeAugust 10, 2021

This man has a laundry list of disorders on his profile. I just don’t get the affirmation model where someone like this who clearly has other issues gets put on hormones because of course he’s trans. Could it be the OCD or autism or anything else? Of course not. Affirm affirm affirm.

Apricot_Ibex [OP]August 10, 2021

I noticed that too. He has all these other issues going on, but the focus isn’t on helping or managing any of those- it’s on hormones. Sounds like his mom was trying to give some pushback after he starting demanding the breast pump. It’s got to be mentally exhausting for someone in her shoes.

pennygadgetAugust 10, 2021

Could it be the OCD or autism or anything else? Of course not. Affirm affirm affirm.

And, of course, nobody ever considers that maybe its a bad idea to pump excessive artificial hormones (which fuck with a person's mood and temper) into someone who already has mental issues and problems regulating their emotions

HyacinthAugust 10, 2021

Aside from the offensiveness of dumping the worlds rejects into the category of "woman" I wonder if there is a tacit understanding and acceptance among doctors to sterlize these people

proudcatladyAugust 10, 2021

I was wondering if it was Chris Chan lol

ArmyofMeAugust 10, 2021

He resembles Chris Chan to a frightening degree.

Apricot_Ibex [OP]August 11, 2021

I just found another post of his on a sub for Dissociative Identity Disorder support, saying he wants to kill all mental healthcare professionals. This person really needs some serious interventions (of course that was already clear, but this is seriously dire).

Feminist_UsernameAugust 10, 2021

Every time I read about them lactating, I look for the line about the antipsychotics they've been prescribed. It's not an uncommon side effect. Delusional.

[Deleted]August 10, 2021

I lactated as a teenage virgin while coming off a misprescribed antipsychotic!

[Deleted]August 10, 2021

He posted a video of himself. He doesn't have enough self-awareness of what he actually looks like to others.

Ash94August 10, 2021

whyyyy does he looks exactly like Chris Chan 😭

volumeoneAugust 10, 2021

When he insisted that he won the hot girl lottery… LMAO.

SCP353August 11, 2021

WTF is that video holy shit. I want to laugh and cry at the same time.

Apricot_Ibex [OP]August 10, 2021

dang…. if thats true…. than im not gonna get the breast pump & im not gonna be a cow woman….. i wanted to be a cow woman…. but theres no way i can do it now if i have no excuse

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I mean, I for one envy your situation and wish I was a cow woman so…

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i know but my mom found out about this context so now shes not gonna buy it for me…. maybe i could buy it over the internet? do u know a good manufacturer to order breast pumps from? i have money mySELF…

[Deleted]August 10, 2021

First off all, all mammals lactate, you stupid shit. He may as well call himself a mouseWoman.

Secondly, whatever that fluid is is probably scary on a radioactive level.

TheCakeIsALieAugust 10, 2021

I can't imagine why he's a virgin...

milpathecatAugust 10, 2021

Archived for posterity https://archive.is/PUCz8

Apricot_Ibex [OP]August 10, 2021

Thank you!! I wanted to do that and the site wasn’t working for me for some reason. This insanity definitely needs to be archived.

[Deleted]August 10, 2021

Throw the whole man in the dumpster.

[Deleted]August 10, 2021

Disgusting.

ChairwomanMeowAugust 10, 2021

But it ain't a fetish, right?

Ash94August 10, 2021(Edited August 10, 2021)

He still lives with his mother at 29, says he will become a 30 year old virgin, and has no shame flaunting his fetish. Jfc. This scrote is so far gone.

The cow girl thing is from Hentai porn. There's a 24 year old League of Legends player who died becasue he wanted to become a cow girl and had multiple surgeries. Of course he looked nothing like a "cow girl" just a 6'2 man with implants. Some say he committed suicide because of his leaked discord messages expressing how disappointed he was with his looks and wanted a "shoulder reduction". These men need help. They have major psychological issues.

Apricot_Ibex [OP]August 11, 2021(Edited August 11, 2021)

Omg, I didn’t know any of this about them trying to morph themselves into “cowgirls” because of hentai. I know that a lot of TIMs seem to have a fixation on hentai and anime, so I shouldn’t be surprised. That is disturbing and awful about that guy doing all that surgery. So we have men maiming themselves and literally dying because of their severe psychological issues and related fetishes, but we should all “validate” them and encourage that delusional, self-destructive behavior, or we are “hateful.”

Edit: and I made a note above, but this guy wanting the breast pump also posted on a subreddit for Dissociative Identity Disorder support that he wants to kill all mental healthcare professionals. His issues become more dire the more one looks into his online behavior. It’s scary.

JustWantToUnderstandAugust 10, 2021(Edited August 10, 2021)

I'm... just gonna take your word for it. I think I'll actually save myself the mental anguish of reading this for once.

Researcher1536August 10, 2021

That made my skin crawl holy hell

Ash94August 10, 2021

Right? That whole subreddit is insane. OP, thanks for introducing me to it, I will need bleach for my brain and eyes.

Apricot_Ibex [OP]August 11, 2021

Sorry about that, lol! 😆 We must now detox our entire being. 🧼🧼🧼 I felt guilty even posting it, knowing I would be traumatizing so many women. That subreddit is a trip isn’t it?! Holy guacamole….need a hazmat suit just to sift through the posts.

[Deleted]August 10, 2021

I hate that I know this but Hucow is a fetish thing.

Apricot_Ibex [OP]August 11, 2021(Edited August 11, 2021)

Oh man…And now I hate that I know this too. 😂 But that explains a lot here…

[Deleted]August 10, 2021

How many hormones are these idiots taking that leaking from their breasts? Are they taking hormones equivalent of what a pregant woman would produce? Such stupidity. It's not normal for women to lactate unless they've just had baby.

[Deleted]August 10, 2021

and this is why I'll never have kids.

volumeoneAugust 10, 2021

That thread was a TRIP. The video of him posing… Good lord.