yadda yadda yadda nipples yadda yadda boobs yadda yadda yadda yadda boobs nipples yadda yadda yadda yadda nipples yadda yadda yadda boobs yadda yadda yadda nips yadda yadda yadda boobs well anyway
Only if you cut your dick off
How does it make your nips grow?
Oh, I don’t know that
I just know the answer to everything you ask me will be that “you need to cut your dick off, hurry, there’s not much time! You have to act now”
Like all women i know the need to frequently grab just the tips of my boobs whether aroused or not... oh wait
Yes, Bob, you'll get big, puffy areolas just like the ones you have a fetish for! And beautiful, womanly curves! And all your hair will grow back on your bald head! Your fingers will grow slender and dainty! You'll lose about a foot in height and your feet will reduce to a size 7 in women's sneakers! It's going to be great! Goodbye beer belly, that waist is gonna be snatched! All the fat is gonna transfer to your booty and hips. Your penis will stay if you want to keep it, but if you don't (weird flex but okay...) just take an extra titty skittle and it'll drop off like an overripe pear. After that, you'll get your first period in the form of farts and a headache, and you'll crave chocolate and cry a lot. But you can always cheer yourself up by inviting your girlfriends over for a pillow fight! They'll tell you all about their own periods and how sad they are whenever their boyfriend is mean. Then they'll play "Truth or Dare" with you and what goes on at the slumber party stays at the slumber party teehee! Oh it's going to be soooooo much fun!!!
oh boy, this comment was hilarious and I can't decide whether "Goodbye beer belly, that waist is gonna be snatched!" or "(weird flex but okay...)" or "it'll drop off like an overripe pear" is my favorite part of it