28 comments

shewolfoffranceApril 22, 2022

Man discovers breasts aren't shaped like bra cups.

LasagnaRossaApril 22, 2022

God, this man is so stupid. And he even joked that women around him gave him the look "ow you silly girl, how much you have to learn". No dude, they gave you the pathetic look we give man who fail basic tasks.

[Deleted]April 22, 2022

Wait till he learns they're often odd sized

butchpleaseApril 22, 2022

Your moobs look like moobs because that's what they are.

And I guarantee that even I, a hairy disagreeable dyke in mens clothes who squishes her breasts flat with sports bras, have more female-looking breasts than you in your most besparkled, pushiest push-up bra.

ghoul2April 22, 2022

I thought everyone on earth knew this. The padding is to provide structure to your clothes, not to "cheat". good night...

AmareldysApril 22, 2022

Sounds like he thinks the silicone boobs he sees in pornos are what boobs are supposed to look like

KissMyOvariesApril 22, 2022

I canā€™t wait until these dudes get saggy moobs because they have no coopers ligaments in their breasts. LOL.

[Deleted]April 22, 2022

Might be dark, but, I can't wait until their dementia riddled minds scream in terror every time they're referred to as a woman. Or when they look and see saggy moobs in the mirror.

kassandraApril 22, 2022

this. dementia is the only hell with a pit deep enough for these moids.

crispycherrypieApril 22, 2022

The sheer amount of contempt they have for women never fails to astound me.

LasagnaRossaApril 22, 2022

And lack of observation. He never ever noticed that women had perfectly round breasts under shirts because they wore cupped bras. I don't even know where to start to vent. He is the type of male who doesn't know in which cupboard the salt is.

GraceHoward1729April 22, 2022

oh my god i have a headache reading that

dear disgusting moid, your moobs are ugly as sin and will be forevermore. the end.

...jeez i'm not joking i actually got a headache from that shite. christ's sake

proudcatladyApril 22, 2022

Wow. I love how he measures whether or not breasts ā€œlook goodā€ based on pornsick male standards. I think womenā€™s breasts in all shapes and sizes are amazing because thereā€™s something about female breast tissue that just hits different regardless of the shape.

The videogame reference is also really telling. Gross.

ArmyofMeApril 22, 2022

How do these men grow into adulthood thinking that breasts are naturallly in the shape of a bra at all times.

comradeconradicalApril 22, 2022

Never seeing natural breasts, only pornified boob jobs

PointerApril 22, 2022

Dude, the only reason anyone would wear a 44C bra is if they have an extremely broad, i.e., male, rib cage.

AdultHumanFemaleApril 22, 2022

Or if youā€™ve gained a lot of weight. I reached almost 200 lbs not too long ago and had to start wearing a 44 B. Iā€™m a 38 C when 140 lbs but I do have a big rib cage for a woman and pregnancy with a large foetus made it bigger. So did the fat I gained.

PointerApril 22, 2022

You're right...it would require that you had both (1) a generous amount of back fat and (2) not a lot of breast mass. Given that estrogen is responsible for both fat accumulation and breast growth in women, it would be an unusual combination, but not impossible, if a woman is genetically predisposed to smaller breasts to begin with and she gained a lot of weight.

bibliophileApril 23, 2022

right... I'm a 36-38B and I've been told I have a large rib cage lol

WholeGrainApril 22, 2022

"Cheating" hahaha sir, women don't think like that. In fact, when most men get to see tatas (consensually, not like you), then they are delighted to lay their eyes upon them! Especially if they want to see them again after. I thought this was basic knowledge for dudes.

Trans women have the exact same breast tissue that cis girls do

This guy is a riot with how low IQ he is. He fails at being a guy and a gal.

bumpyjerboaApril 22, 2022

"Cheating" šŸ˜‚ wait until he learns what shape wear is, or that high heels add inches to our height!

What a creep.

CaeruleaMay 3, 2022

How to tell the world in a lot of words that the only women he's ever seen are in porn

bluecrowqueenApril 22, 2022

mustā€™ve injected copium this morning.

MarmorsymphataApril 22, 2022

Brain. Damage.

mrsmeyersApril 22, 2022

Come on everyone! Let's do the "cope" dance!

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