Your moobs look like moobs because that's what they are.
And I guarantee that even I, a hairy disagreeable dyke in mens clothes who squishes her breasts flat with sports bras, have more female-looking breasts than you in your most besparkled, pushiest push-up bra.
I thought everyone on earth knew this. The padding is to provide structure to your clothes, not to "cheat". good night...
Sounds like he thinks the silicone boobs he sees in pornos are what boobs are supposed to look like
I canāt wait until these dudes get saggy moobs because they have no coopers ligaments in their breasts. LOL.
The sheer amount of contempt they have for women never fails to astound me.
And lack of observation. He never ever noticed that women had perfectly round breasts under shirts because they wore cupped bras. I don't even know where to start to vent. He is the type of male who doesn't know in which cupboard the salt is.
oh my god i have a headache reading that
dear disgusting moid, your moobs are ugly as sin and will be forevermore. the end.
...jeez i'm not joking i actually got a headache from that shite. christ's sake
Wow. I love how he measures whether or not breasts ālook goodā based on pornsick male standards. I think womenās breasts in all shapes and sizes are amazing because thereās something about female breast tissue that just hits different regardless of the shape.
The videogame reference is also really telling. Gross.
How do these men grow into adulthood thinking that breasts are naturallly in the shape of a bra at all times.
Dude, the only reason anyone would wear a 44C bra is if they have an extremely broad, i.e., male, rib cage.
Or if youāve gained a lot of weight. I reached almost 200 lbs not too long ago and had to start wearing a 44 B. Iām a 38 C when 140 lbs but I do have a big rib cage for a woman and pregnancy with a large foetus made it bigger. So did the fat I gained.
You're right...it would require that you had both (1) a generous amount of back fat and (2) not a lot of breast mass. Given that estrogen is responsible for both fat accumulation and breast growth in women, it would be an unusual combination, but not impossible, if a woman is genetically predisposed to smaller breasts to begin with and she gained a lot of weight.
"Cheating" hahaha sir, women don't think like that. In fact, when most men get to see tatas (consensually, not like you), then they are delighted to lay their eyes upon them! Especially if they want to see them again after. I thought this was basic knowledge for dudes.
Trans women have the exact same breast tissue that cis girls do
This guy is a riot with how low IQ he is. He fails at being a guy and a gal.
"Cheating" š wait until he learns what shape wear is, or that high heels add inches to our height!
What a creep.
How to tell the world in a lot of words that the only women he's ever seen are in porn
Man discovers breasts aren't shaped like bra cups.
God, this man is so stupid. And he even joked that women around him gave him the look "ow you silly girl, how much you have to learn". No dude, they gave you the pathetic look we give man who fail basic tasks.
Wait till he learns they're often odd sized