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TV and MediaLove, Lies, Bleeding Review
Posted June 29, 2024 by ItsCalculatedLesbian=Female Homosexual in Lesbians

So my girlfriend and I watched Love, Lies, Bleeding last night.

It was like a lesbian version of a mashup of 80's style Rambo, Dude Where's My Car, and Quentin Tarantino Movies. If they were going for a female audience (which I would expect Kristin Stewart to do) they failed. If they were going for a lesbian audience, they already failed with women, so this sentence is redundant. The muscle growing, vein popping cuts were... beyond gross. The violence was too much for my girlfriend and she was shutting her eyes until I said, "when." What the hell were they thinking...? If the aim is to have movies with lesbian characters that are subplot of a larger story arc, this is not hitting the mark. I feel like I was duped into watching an action movie with gratuitous violence and gratuitous lesbianism for the male gaze.

The only good thing was that the characters on the surface were lesbians in the non-performative femininity sense, but they still fucked it up. We were comparing it to Duckbutter for it's levels of cringe, absurd, and gross by the end, and that is NOT a movie you want to be compared to. And Love, Lies, Bleeding is female written and directed. You failed at lesbian media to the levels of a male, Rose.

One star.

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NOSeptember 27, 2024

Sounds like a T 4 T relationship lol

goatsauceSeptember 27, 2024

Agreed. This has gotta be two men roleplaying some weird ass porn scenario, or this man roleplaying with himself in his own head, or if there is a woman involved, she's grasping for whatever weird ass shit will make him happy.

AadirMorgendorferSeptember 27, 2024

My thoughts exactly

DimetrodonSeptember 27, 2024

TIMs are just so male. I don't know how anyone can look at trans online spaces, see TIMs post things like this and sometimes get thousands of upvotes, and still not peak.

VegantinatalistOctober 7, 2024

they dont see the way they abuse us as abuse because they would enjoy it

i realized this a long time ago about men and it made me stop trying to appeal to them for empathy ever in any situation. just run from them

DerpinaSeptember 27, 2024

And then everyone clapped

notsofreshfeelingSeptember 27, 2024

Your girlfriend will eventually snap out of it, and find a lover who wants to please her (or she'll learn that she's better off alone). She's been groomed her entire life to ignore her own needs and desires and this is simply her trying to be "game for anything" and "not like other girls." She actually finds it deeply repugnant that you get off on this sort of thing, and before long she will leave you and tell her next lover how gross you were.

IrishTheFrenchieSeptember 27, 2024

Narrator: His “girlfriend” turned out to be his left hand.

LionessSeptember 27, 2024

I cannot imagine joking with any potential partner about them being a useless leech. No matter the gender of either person, really, but especially not if the leech was a bepenised. The delusion you’d have to be under to think of that as a viable option in today’s society… male male male male

ItzpapalotlSeptember 27, 2024

I think I’m going to fetch up my lunch.

Can these fellas get any more disgusting and cringey?

LasagnaRossaSeptember 27, 2024

I'll laugh when she'll leave him. Jobless and educationless, at least he'll taste the consequences that many real women face in their lives.

TheWombstressSeptember 27, 2024

It’s defo a T 4 T relationship tbh

hard_headed_womanSeptember 27, 2024

Oh, yuck! Choking on my coffee over here.

SisterCellophaneSeptember 27, 2024

🤢🤢🤢