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legopantsJune 25, 2022(Edited June 25, 2022)

you can try pretending there's a TiM nearby, it'll come out to LITERALLY MURDER him

SmartierthanthouJune 25, 2022

Although, come to think of it...were there any TIM's driving around in a pastel colored windowless van?

Carrots90June 25, 2022

😂🤣😂

real_feministJune 26, 2022

Why were you wearing shoes in the first place? Didn't your father warn you that too much strenuous activity would cause your womb to fall out? It couldn't have rolled off if it hadn't already fallen out and it wouldn't have fallen out if you were pregnant in the kitchen. Shame on you. /s

NoNameJune 26, 2022

Funny as fuck. 😀

kassandraJune 25, 2022

PROPPED UP BY A STICK LMFAO

I needed a laugh

Carrots90June 25, 2022(Edited June 25, 2022)

Did you try calling it?

I call mine like I used to call my pigs to come eat

“suuuuuuEEEEEy”

SistersovermistersJune 26, 2022

The pamprin, oh my god 😭

I needed this today

CnemidophorusJune 25, 2022

This is amazing and hilarious

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greenwire

#fellow womb carriers

i put my womb down for just a second to tie my shoe and the damn thing rolled off and i can't find it. anyone have any ideas? i left a bottle of pamprin under a box propped up by a stick but so far no luck there