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It's also deeply personal and can't be expressed with words, but trust me, I'm definitely a woman.
It's also deeply personal and can't be expressed with words, but trust me, I'm definitely a woman.
Inspired (aka taken word for word) by this post
Inspired (aka taken word for word) [by this post ](https://archive.ph/B6Dv4)
So they're going to brigade some small women's retreat because a "pre-everything TIM" isn't allowed to show up and dominate/fetishize the women.
I hate them so much.
So they're going to brigade some small women's retreat because a "pre-everything TIM" isn't allowed to show up and dominate/fetishize the women.
I hate them so much.
You’re among good company :)
Sad that we have to meet this way…
You’re among good company :)
Sad that we have to meet this way…
If a definition is verbose it's probably nonsense.
If a *definition* is verbose it's probably nonsense.
Image Transcription: Meme
[This meme is an edit of a scene from The Simpsons which shows school principal Seymour Skinner attempting to convince his superior, Superintendent Chalmers, of an outrageous lie intended to conceal the fact that his kitchen is actively on fire.]
Superintendent Chalmers: [points at kitchen door] "So you do have a definition for 'woman'?"
Principal Skinner: [smiling] "Yes! My heart beats to connect with you, to share your sacred space. My heart is woman."
Superintendent Chalmers: "So... you have a definition."
Principal Skinner: [still smiling] My definition of woman is broad and beautiful, rich, and verbose, inclusive, and compassionate!"
Superintendent Chalmers: "May I hear it?"
Principal Skinner: [no longer smiling] "No."
*Image Transcription: Meme*
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[*This meme is an edit of a scene from The Simpsons which shows school principal Seymour Skinner attempting to convince his superior, Superintendent Chalmers, of an outrageous lie intended to conceal the fact that his kitchen is actively on fire.*]
**Superintendent Chalmers**: [*points at kitchen door*] "So you do have a definition for 'woman'?"
**Principal Skinner**: [*smiling*] "Yes! My heart beats to connect with you, to share your sacred space. My heart is woman."
**Superintendent Chalmers**: "So... you have a definition."
**Principal Skinner**: [*still smiling*] My definition of woman is broad and beautiful, rich, and verbose, inclusive, and compassionate!"
**Superintendent Chalmers**: "May I hear it?"
**Principal Skinner**: [*no longer smiling*] "No."
I'd be less surprised to see an aurora borealis located entirely inside someone's kitchen than see a TRA define woman.