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TechnologyIt's official: Elon Musk isn't buying Twitter after all
Honestly, even though it would have been nice to overturn all the "misgender" bans and get rid of that dumb rule altogether, it's probably better that he isn't. He's a seriously misogynistic creep with a Lebensborn fetish who's obsessed with preserving humanity's precious bodily fluids (more specifically, his own). He's decided to shift his focus to planting his seed on Mars, while making junior-high jokes about his rivals and critics having "your head up Uranus".
Hopefully either someone else will come along and liberate the de facto 21st-century public square from wokeism (i.e. crush it altogether), or the site will just become passé like MySpace and GeoCities of its day. Fortunately there are enough new networks cropping up like Substack and Mastodon, that a truly free-speech internet is never really going to die.