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Outer SpaceHera AI “Space Companion” - talk to a spacecraft
Hera is a planetary defense mission by ESA that launched in October, and now there’s an AI that lets you talk to the spacecraft:
I played around with it and thought it was really fun.
It can answer questions on its mission, on where it is right now, what space is like, and even tell you a joke if you ask for one. It can talk to children, to people asking “professional” questions, and everyone in between.
I think this is a nice idea to use AI to help get people interested in these kind of missions.
Wrong, sir! Wrong!
Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy: I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera... Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum!
It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole access to women's spaces! You soiled the community with your presence which now has to be washed and sterilized,
so you get nothing!
You lose!
Good day, sir!