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I am a simple woman with a simple request.
A "lol" flair option for o/Radfemmery.
I expect the next stage of the fantasy would have been the doctor stripping off so they could compare parts, then engage in a pillow fight in their underwear... but even he knew that was jumping the shark.
My favorite was "I shyly took of my jeans"
That's....that's the most basic give away that none of this happened.
Ew, it's like they're narrating one of those gross, fetishy feminization stories they sell on Amazon. It's clear that this guy's brain has been rotted by porn.
Man, you just know whatever is left of his inverted, mangled penis was swelling while writing these tweets.
His, "innie-rection" 🙃🔫
Ewwwww why'd you make me think about that 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
Brilliant catch! The word 'shyly' is not in the TIM Approved Vocabulary List™.
And yet you can tell by his profile pic that he's a guy. Without even hearing him, I know his voice is going to have that nasal, fake falsetto pitch to it.
THIS IS SOOOO FUCKING FUNNY LMAOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Dude posted a porn script online and now he's demanding headpats for his lil catgirl pussy that's SO much better than cis frontholes, and his super sexy giant milkers with which he breasts so boobily down the stairs that the gynecologist will never ever be able to stop thinking about him 💕💕💕
The Dr was like Wow your breasts boob so boobily! Then she pulls out her boobys
Oh yeah!!! The doc pulls out her own boobies, they're in a lacy red bra. She says do my boobies look ok to you??? I know I'm getting old and my oestrogen is rapidly dwindling, unlike yours. The TIM says omg no queen your boobies are totally adequate!! Then they rub their breasty tit boobie boobs together for comparison.
Yea the a TERF walks in (She has an I love JK Rowling Pin on her bag) and when she sees the two hot ladies boobing she's like "I'm not really a transphobe I'm just horny for trans girls! I can't fight it anymore now that I've seen such a beautiful perfect vagina on a totally real woman who happens to be trans!" Then she pulls out her boobs
It hadn't even occurred to me that one reason trans-identifying males wanted to see a gynecologist was that many gynecologists are women, and that they (the TIMs) may be 1) sexually aroused by a female doctor examining them; and 2) the validation (if the female doctor does not accurately sex the TIM patient before the pelvic exam) provided must be through the roof; and 3) it's possible to sexually harass a medical practitioner who's examining your pelvic parts.
I once knew a female priest who gave confessions, and she told the story of a male who confessed to her in a way that was obviously about sexually harassing her...listing his sexual sins in a licentious way. He then went on to stalk her...make her as uncomfortable as possible when others weren't looking outside of confession.
I wouldn't be surpised if the same dynamic might be playing out with TIMs seeking gynecological exams from female doctors
Not a single female doctor or nurse would ever behave that way. Watches too much porn.
On a related note, remember how Marci Bowers told Jazz Jennings that with his neovagina, he "could be a pornstar!"?
To be fair - not that I want to be fair to Marci - he wasn't saying Jazz's neovagina was so perfect he could be a porn star, he was saying that so many people had looked at and taken pictures of Jazz's neovagina that he has probably had as much exposure as a pornstar.
I'm not sure that's better, especially coming from a medical professional treating a teenager 😬
Yeah, noooo. They're both totally inappropriate and the whole situation is horrifying. When I said "to be fair" I meant to accurately portray, not defend. There's no defending these monsters.
I agree, neither context would make this an acceptable thing to say to Jazz, but accuracy is important. Especially when the other side is so dishonest.
Jesus christ I never saw that 🤢
Exulansic shows it in a clip from the show in one of her videos. I can't believe 1) he said that 2) on camera and 3) the editing team put it in the final cut. Maybe someone in the production crew has peaked.
Okay, I looked it up on twitter... the beginning of the story makes it even more ridiculous...
So, I had trans-femme bottom surgery a few weeks ago. (Yay!) I’m recovering at a friend’s house, and the hospital is sending visiting nurses to check up on me each week, take my vitals, etc.
Yes, a few weeks after major cosmetic surgery, a visiting nurse marveled at the beauty of your wound. And that pinned tweet from three days ago linking to your surgery GoFundMe is just such a coincidence. Sure, Jan.
I’ll take TIMs fantasizing about being sexually harassed for 200, Alex…
It's so gross that they see assault and harassment as a turn on. Ughhhhhh.
Any woman who's had a gynecological exam would know this is pure fantasy. Do they tell each other this shit to get off? Because how could any woman read that and not see its a fetish?
Dudes voice definitely does not pass per his Instagram account. He’s not a “D” cup, and he has VERY male “east west breasts”.
Men: describes a fake, pornographic daydream
Also men: 'It was so totally professional though'.
Any woman who has had a pelvic exam know how painful and miserable they are. And sometimes they are nonconsensual if you’re put under anesthesia. This has happened to me.
I can’t even tell you how disgusted I am. Just awful.
How do I know it's fake? Because since when do you have to "pull off the blanket" and "pull down your pants" to have a gyn exam????
That's not a thing. You remove your clothing before the doctor ever even steps into the room. And you don't remove the blanket.
He was visited at home by a nurse (if any such visit happened at all).
This was annoying me so bad. Why does he think we get to cuddle under a blanket, fully clothed, while we wait to undress in front of the doctor? Does he even know those "blankets" are made of FUCKING PAPER?!
He was visited at home by a nurse. The whole tweet thread is on his Twitter account. (Maybe a nurse did visit him at home, but the rest of the story is obviously fake).
Exactly! Your doctor doesn't stand there and watch you undress.
We're making legislation to cater to the whims of a bunch of fucking perverts. Their gyno sex fantasy is gonna have unpleasant implications for real doctors and no one's doing anything about it.
JFC -ON-A-CRACKER, those flesh pockets look nothing like Real Vaginas, nor do they react like them either. They aren't self cleaning either.
<They aren't self cleaning either.
Every time I see or hear this, it makes me feel gaggy. They've basically got a man-made belly button in their crotch, only it's bigger and deeper than any belly button known to mankind.
tl;dr: CAN YOU IMAGINE THE STENCH????
And this nonsense is signal boosted to young inexperienced Lesbians: Genital Preferences are not Transphobic. But what if a TW had Bottom surgery and had a vagina. There is no difference between a TW vagina and a woman's vagina.
I feel horrible for any lesbian who has her first experience with a TIM. Men smell bad all around, while I prefer the natural scent of a woman.
This is such a terrible period for young Lesbians. Every dating app is full of men.
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So many shades of that never happened. The most my obgyn has said to me during a pelvic exam is everything looks healthy. Oh and she warned me about a mole once.
Right? All I got was that my vaginal walls look healthy and I gave a damn cute vajayjay so if anyone's getting stares of awe it's ME, hun! Snaps
First of all: "Yours looks better than mine!" -- either not true, or a polite lie to try to be nice.
Second of all: holy crap, this individual has totally gone off the deep end. I first saw them online a little while ago - he runs a Twitter account called "Female Composer Safety League" which purports to be about raising awareness of sexism faced by women in music, but (you guessed it) it basically this man's self-affirming playground. He's made the account retweet his own account a number of times, but it's mostly gone quiet as I guess the initial excitement wore off for him - it struck me as entirely performative from the get-go (ironically or perhaps fittingly, for an account about composers...). Some of the stuff he says on his private account was already nauseating before this...
No man who had SRS would be going to a random gyno weeks after surgery to make sure it is healing correctly. And no neovagina looks like anything other than a wound for months after surgery if everything goes perfectly.
My obgyn looks at my breasts to do a breast exam. So the big "tell" for me on this story aside from everything else about undressing, was that this doctor looked at the breasts but touched nothing. Which actually now that this person has breast tissue, and hormones that cancer likes to eat, they probably actually need to do breast exams.
Besides, the person who posted didn't even describe the fun little tile with fish on it, on the ceiling, that they've got for you to stare at, while you undergo the...you know... touching that no one really wants to experience but we grin and bear because the doctor understands that this is just part of life for us to not get cervical cancer and die...
You guys are getting cervical exams? What's that? Me and my obgyn just make out and finger fuck each other
A while back there used to be a meme circulating of a picture of folded up clothes on a chair that looked to be in a doctor's office, and there were panties peeking through. Every comment on the picture was an "LOL" or "I thought it was just me!", and it was all from women and girls. There was no caption, although some versions that circulated had "IYKYK". The pic was enough for women to all get it.
We never pull our pants down in front of anyone. They leave the room for us to undress and also always knock before walking back in. Besides the ludicrousness of the rest of the story, no professional would exclaim or compare vaginas with their patients. Also, depending on the type of doctor you're going to see, everyone has an idea of what they're walking into regarding the patient.
I know I'm being Captain Obvious, but the fact that there are WOMEN co-signing this nonsense is what drives me bonkers.
Yeah, that happened. As if a gynaecologist is going to be looking at your surgical wound, let alone praising it, much less your moobs.
I have doubts this man has even had the surgery.
I doubt it too. I doubt this dude has even seen a vagina before, in fact. "yours looks better than mine" Dr. Lesbian says as soon as he takes his pants off. Like...really, I think I'd need to get a more comprehensive look before I could judge if a woman's snooch was "Better" than mine. Wouldn't be something I could just eyeball from a few feet away. I mean, as someone who's attracted to women, as I'm thinking about it, I can see the appeal of this particular fantasy. Idk about the gyno's office though. But I'll admit I forgot where I was going with this. Oh yea as I was saying, are female gyno's this "sisterly"? I've only had male ones. Is it really like "Oh girlfriend you have got to try this new wax!"
The actual story starts with a nurse visiting him at home. This may be the only part of the story that has a factual basis. (Maybe.)
No actually that tells me this definitely didn't happen. No TiM would miss the opportunity to pester affirmation out of pregnant women and teenaged girls trying to get birth control in a real obgyn waiting room.
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Given that his ex-wife was the breadwinner, I hope that the existence of the GFM means she doesn’t have to pay him spousal support. But then again, grifters gonna grift.
Fantasy drivel. Anyone who had actually had their vagina poked about by a medical professional knows this. There's never a comment about it's 'beauty'. They certainly don't ask to cop a look at your tits as well. Jesus. The delusion.
I've never had to pull my pants down in front of any doctor. They always leave the room first and try to leave some amount of dignity.
This was definitely a tell that it's fiction. The only time I ever had to undo my pants with the doctor in the room was to check my umbilical hernia. You don't undress right in front of them for a pelvic exam 👀
Yes, they have a screen in place and neither they nor the nurse who is there watch you pull your pants down.
Eww why does even our routine medical care have to be fetishised by these guys? Also big plot hole in his story … so she didn’t realise he was trans, and yet didn’t say anything about all the stitches on his operation site?
I thought that as well! Or the lack of a cervix!
Yea I didn't get a breast exam and I actually have tits
We're not bloody cars! "While you're in having your vagina serviced luv, shall we have a check of the ol' boobs as well?". Such man thinking on every level.