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SpoilerThe Tudors S01E01
Well I am rewatching The Tudors and not only do they have a sex scene before even 10 minutes in (because of course), and they have a second sex scene, less explicit, where the king takes one of the ladies in waiting because his wife Queen Catherine is not present. In the following scene King Henry says, "Do you consent?"
OK first of all, there's zero chance he would have considered a woman's consent.
Second, there's zero chance a woman in that situation, with the most dangerous man in the country, would have said, "No."
This insertion of the consent line is to make men feel better about the fact that this man raped numerous women who had no agency to decline him.
Another gripe: they chose a woman who looks old enough to be his auntie to play Catherine, the too-old-queen (I like this actress, it isn't a dig on her at all).
IRL Henry BEGGED to marry her and even went to the pope for permission. That's why he couldn't divorce later, because the new pope refused to extinguish something the last pope granted permission for.
She was 5, FIVE, years older than him. She was 24 and he was 19 when they married. She wasn't some middle-aged cougar. But the producers decided to make her look extremely old in comparison, so we would feel sorry for the king with his wife going through 'the change'. The truth is there would have likely been no discernible difference in appearance age-wise.
Menyana, if you're a woman, get some self-respect, please. Your arms will never look like that. You know that. You know he's a fucking man.
Nah, theyāre all men kissing each otherās ballsacks. āBabeā makes that clear.
Whatās mystifying is that while there are female body builders and very muscular women, why would someone actively trying to look like a woman do this? Given the hyper exaggerated āBarbieā look most of them seem to go for, this is just odd.
I donāt think large muscles are masculine or āfor men onlyā, but in terms of stereotypes- which they seem to aim for - theyāre not usually regarded as āfeminineā.
The fucking hat is SENDING ME.
Holy crap! Anyone notice his serial killer magazine collage to the right? Itās all women. Skin walker vibes
Thank you! That's the first thing that jumped out at me! What the everloving...?!?!
OMG that's fucking cursed
He looks like Where's Wally/Waldo as a 1980s prostitute on steroids.
My favorite was the one addressed directly to the TIM posting, You look like both a prostitute, and the trucker who murdered her. Harsh, but accurate. (Do they not own mirrors-?)
LMAO i remember that, it was classic
lifeless eyesā¦like a dollās eyes
I was just wondering about that sub when I read about it on another post here š I don't have the proverbial balls to go into it myself yet after the last reddit expedition led me into dark TiM territory.
Canāt be all that testosterone in your body allowing you to lose fat and gain muscle at a faster and easier pace than women, noā¦
Encouragement from a man about muscle in a lesbianās sub literally is like taking medical advice from a toddler.
Iām sure this guy was in the āCarry On ā¦ā films š¤
Edit: found him! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Hawtrey_(actor,_born_1914)
After realizing that no one was looking for him anymore, Waldo grew out his hair and started harassing lesbians to get attention
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Omg, wasnāt expecting that, lol
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