13 comments

VestalVirginApril 27, 2024

The only thing those frankenpeens can do is piss, and I am being generous here - defining "pissing" as "urine gets out of the body, somehow".

It is neither functional, nor is it male, nor is it, strictly speaking, a genital, seeing as it is made mostly out of underarm flesh.

MaryDyer [OP]April 27, 2024

I was under the impression that that person was referring to a pre-op enlarged clitoris. I could be wrong though.

VestalVirginApril 27, 2024(Edited April 27, 2024)

Upon re-reading, I think you're right, I missed the "enlarged" bit.

Oh, well, in this case, it is a functioning genital, but ... nothing male about it. 😂

(It's a good thing most of the gendernonsense is only in virtual space. It would be so embarrassing if five hundred years from now, archeologists found this shit and concluded that ours must have been a time where everyone was very, very, very stupid. As things are, if we're lucky, only the TIF's knee damage and TIM's "facial feminization" surgery will remain as proof of the idiocy of those times. "Huh, all those skeletons with bones damaged in the exact same way, seems to be surgical ... perhaps religious reasons?")

RusticTroglodyteOliver Twist MuppetApril 27, 2024

I saw tif talk about how she has to squeeze and shake it to get all of the pee out

pennygadgetApril 27, 2024

Having a clitoris artificially enlarged by testosterone sounds horrible. I imagine its difficult to feel pleasure from it when its constantly irritated because it can no longer fit inside the vulva

MaryDyer [OP]April 27, 2024

Just wait til you see pics of what they do to the clitoris during metoidioplasty 🥴

Seeing it all stitched up and crooked will make you physically ill.

LipsySchrödinger's waifuApril 27, 2024

There's precious few people out there who could be "sexually satisfied" just from penetration, so the last part kinda detracts from the rest tbh

crispycherrypieApril 26, 2024

I've seen videos of TIFs playing with their "dicks" like a koosh ball.

I have to imagine that would hurt like fuck with a real penis.

LipsySchrödinger's waifuApril 27, 2024(Edited April 27, 2024)

I had to look up "Koosh ball"—possibly a generational divide, possibly an international childhood issue, maybe even both—and it seems like... something mostly thrown and caught with paddles?
Which can't possibly be what You mean (well except for the cases where the "phallus" goes necrotic and falls off 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬).

Did You have some other functionality in mind? Or were You possibly referring to kneading one of those squeezy stress balls (for which no specific brand immediately comes to mind for me)?

There's enough imagery in my head that I simply must know now ahah

crispycherrypieApril 27, 2024

Koosh balls are these stringy things you squeeze like a stress ball. You can toss them around too but when I was a kid you'd squeeze and stretch them out when you were bored in school.

LipsySchrödinger's waifuApril 27, 2024

I was a kid you'd squeeze and stretch them out when you were bored in school

So almost like a '90s(?) equivalent of fidget spinners😅?

We had these gray gummy erasers that we did, I wana say, similar things with. Standard size erasers, but I remember you could tease them out into rlly long (several feet) strings with enough patience and/or obsessive repetition of the right moves, lol.

crispycherrypieApril 27, 2024(Edited April 27, 2024)

More or less, yeah!

I remember those things being everywhere.

Those gray erasers are still fairly common to find as an art supply, they're fun to mess with.

samsdatApril 27, 2024

I think the paddles came as a secondary function? I don’t know anybody who used them with paddles. We all mostly squeezed them to watch them blob out on either end of our hands, like a stress ball. You can still buy them in stores.