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...so just a few years ago, you were happy about your shoulders?
What happened to, "I knew since I was 18 months old!"??? GEE I wonder what could've caused this change to happen
glimmerAugust 10, 2024
Sexually dimorphic species rise up.
I remember YEARS ago on this website someone sent a link to a cool little study/research tool that showed that you could correctly sex a body that was made of just dots connected by lines, depicting hips, shoulders, knees, feet, arms, in motion. It was absolutely crazy how even the cases where things were "close" it was easy to make a judgement just based on intuition and still be right, due to tiny little things we notice. I wish I could find it again.
CryingInYourInboxAugust 10, 2024
But no seriously why do men act like they're biologically hardwired to sneeze so loud? Can TIMs not even stop doing it?? Like that's the one male thing you just have to do. Obviously men sneeze obnoxiously loud to startle people around them and make the loudest noise so I can totally TIMs being incapable of not doing something so obtrusive
Right? It’s not like women naturally sneeze quietly, but we do tend to not want to startle all the people around us.
glimmerAugust 10, 2024
I don't know I like to blast a sneeze, feels so good and right. It hurts to suppress a sneeze, I have definitely scared my dog more than once with a sneeze out of nowhere.
I sneeze like a lumberjack lol
I used to know this woman who had a "cute" 🙄 squeaky little chipmunk sneeze and it annoyed me and then one day she sneezed in the bathroom when she thought it was empty and it was a normal sneeze and I was like, "I KNEW IT"
glimmerAugust 11, 2024
Oh yes, my friend who is very feminine and petite has a cute little chipmunk sneeze as well. Whereas mine sounds like an explosion! I've never had her break character though, I think it's actually her sneeze, whether learned or perfected or natural.
I would guess you probably don’t do that in a bus full of people though
glimmerAugust 10, 2024
I'm not usually on a bus but one did just blast out of me in Marshall's the other day. I guess I'm just not a "ladylike" sneezer.
TeRadFAugust 10, 2024
genuinely these people need therapy to get their body-dysmorphic disorder sorted out. Super mentally ill. I almost feel bad for them
Committing_TerveryAugust 11, 2024
Can someone translate his last paragraph for me please? The stupidity makes him impossible to understand
SufferingSuffragetteAugust 11, 2024
His aunt, I'm presuming his mom's sister, said he was effeminate and that's why his mom had a girl after him. Like I guess he thinks his body was making a female fetus but then that 50/50 chance kicked in and right before he was born his dick popped out. No logic there, but that's what he said.
ALoudMeowAugust 10, 2024
Shoulder reduction surgery? How the hell would that work?
MaryDyer [OP]August 11, 2024
Apparently they break the clavicle and then, like, shove the shoulders together or something.
Oh my god that sounds like body horror
Killer_DanishAugust 11, 2024
Never read The Ugly Duckling as a child, huh?
Committing_TerveryAugust 11, 2024
I’d be genuinely shocked if he’s ever read a single book. He seems more illiterate than Charlie from Always Sunny.
If he was at one point happy with his shoulders (if I'm reading this mess correctly) before his ''egg cracked'' he should glue that egg back together. Like, he can still choose to accept his body, not too long ago he was fine with it.
"glue that egg back together" would make a great humorous user flair for anyone who wants it! although it's just over the character limit, so you'd have to amend it slightly like "glue that egg back 2gether"