14 comments

PatitaGrisOctober 8, 2024

I can't wait to feel it inside me

Said no lesbian ever about a penis

RusticTroglodyteOliver Twist MuppetOctober 8, 2024

Lol i love when tims humble brag about their "gigantic" dicks

FastWavesOctober 8, 2024

And lesbians fawning over it!

aelloOctober 8, 2024

Top tier trolling from that "lesbian," if that even happened. 💯

Genuinely terrified of these people holding military positions. They're mentally unstable and would likely give away US military secrets for a taste of "gender euphoria."

notapatsyOctober 8, 2024

They HAVE given away US military secrets. Bradley/'Chelsea" Manning...

vulvapeopleOctober 9, 2024

So did Jamie Lee Henry, a trans-identified Army doctor.

As time goes on, it becomes clear that the stereotypes about male transvestites are largely true. They're more disordered, more predatory, and less trustworthy than normal men.

SatanicPanicOctober 8, 2024

Right, when did "don't ask don't tell" become "join the military for a free dick chop"?! Neither extreme is good, I just genuinely don't understand the whiplash. In what way is purposefully disabling some segment of their own troops beneficial for the military??

RusticTroglodyteOliver Twist MuppetOctober 8, 2024

Right? It makes no fucking sense!!

ocelot [OP]🐆October 8, 2024

HARD SAME about the military.

pennygadgetOctober 8, 2024

This is the most obvious humble-brag ever.

And LOL at the ""lesbian"" being crazy eager to take a big dick. Even straight women don't talk that way about their partners' penises! 🤣

IrishTheFrenchienon-cis logicOctober 8, 2024

Sir, I'd be surprised if you ever had sex of any kind, but what I do know, is that this story is fake.

TheChaliceIsMightierDickPocket=/=VagOctober 8, 2024(Edited October 8, 2024)

"I hate how big my dick is 😭" said no man ever except to humblebrag. And this dude knows that and probably doesn't have a big one but wants to imply it since their dicks are all they think about.

NOOctober 8, 2024

Hairy blue elsa is kind of horrifying.

a_shrubNon Trinary (!3/¬3)October 8, 2024

Someone kindly see Mr. Elizabeth out :/