58 comments

OwnLyingEyesDecember 11, 2024

Identify as warm.

TheChaliceIsMightierDickPocket=/=VagDecember 11, 2024

BUUURRRRNNN

Louhinebulous dog whistleDecember 11, 2024

Not that warm! lol

broccolipathsofgloryDecember 11, 2024

This is the way.

aelloDecember 11, 2024

wOmEn'S cLoThEs aRe sUpPoSeD tO bE cUtE nOt fUnCtIOnAl, rIgHt fElLoW sEx oBjEcTs?!

Turns out women don't like it when you suggest that their own comfort is second to how hot and sexy they look. Typical male. 🙄

Ironically, more layers would help him hide his obviously male frame.

tabbycatcircusDecember 11, 2024(Edited December 11, 2024)

"my tummy" holy shit shut the fuck up you fucking pervert

I'm glad when it gets colder because I don't have to shave my legs, and if men don't show their midriffs why should I do that? This guy just wants to show his tummy wummy, thinks nothing like a woman.

a_shrubNon Trinary (!3/¬3)December 11, 2024

I wouldn't doubt if he has to shave his paunch for display :/

MandyDecember 11, 2024

These men and their obsession with looking "cute" are setting us back 50 years.

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Anime girls always have their midriff out and aren't cold 😠😠😠😠 girls in photoshoots in fake snow have their legs bare and aren't cold 😠😠😠 what do you mean actual women have to regulate their body temperatures 😠😠😠

MignonetteDecember 11, 2024

Nothing some frostbite on his exposed princess wand can't fix. The trans-socks and mini-skirt combo won't offer much in the way of protection from the cold.

OwnLyingEyesDecember 11, 2024

The results would probably be pretty equivalent to a lot of the surgeries they get.

faerieberryDecember 11, 2024

Hey, they already have DIY hormones, this is a DIY surgery!

Ave_LucifugeDecember 11, 2024

Well, surely if one can change their sex, changing physics is in the cards.

I am ready to affirm how warm and toasty you are in the middle of a blizzard, fem_backpacker! Don't listen to the weatherman, he only understands high school meteorology!

LipsySchrödinger's waifuDecember 11, 2024(Edited December 11, 2024)

I'm enjoying the publicly displayed total of –45 net votes for mister pervo even though he's a bigshot mod. (If anybody here knows off top of head: What—or who—hides the vote totals on some threads, so that you just see the word "Vote" between the arrows instead of the current net vote count?)

IsThisThingOnDecember 11, 2024

Probably "contest mode" (a setting mods can toggle). It hides the vote totals for the first day or so; come back in 24h and you should be able to see vote totals.

LipsySchrödinger's waifuDecember 11, 2024

Thanks.

pennygadgetDecember 11, 2024

I hope he goes into a blizzard wearing stilettos, a mini-skirt, and a crop top. Enjoy your cute hypothermia, sir.

IshahchaiDecember 11, 2024

“Girlies, I am shaking and crying right now because my skin is blue and everyone knows that blue is for stinky men! I am so dysphoric, please tell me how cute I am or I will die!”

pennygadgetDecember 11, 2024

"everyone knows that blue is for stinky men! I am so dysphoric, please tell me how cute I am or I will die!”

"Its okay, Sweetie! Just find a cute white dress and heels and cosplay as Smurfette!" 🤣

goatsauceDecember 11, 2024

He'll be the publicly horny, AGP equivalent of the men in cold climates who refuse to stop wearing shorts when it's below freezing outside. Different uniform, same higher male core temperature.

sdgjhflll1148December 11, 2024

"It's not indecent exposure!! I wasn't stripping in public! It was paradoxical undressing caused by my CutestWhore™ outfit giving me hypHERfemmia!

I plead guilty and request a women's prison, thanks :3"

a_shrubNon Trinary (!3/¬3)December 11, 2024

Enjoy your cute hypothermia, sir.

This and potentially cute frostbite. I wonder what stilettos would look like on a man with no toes.

pennygadgetDecember 11, 2024

I wonder what stilettos would look like on a man with no toes.

Very demure. Very mindful

TheChaliceIsMightierDickPocket=/=VagDecember 11, 2024

At least their feet wouldn't look so enormous and manly, but they'd have to stick with closed-toes.

SaintlyTheGhostDecember 11, 2024

Once again, I would just like to say that adults who use the word "tummy" make me irrationally angry. 🤬

Sonnet [OP]December 11, 2024

It makes me think of Tom Haverford on Parks and Rec, like “owww, Andy, my tum-tum!”

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TrappedInACarDecember 15, 2024

The actual fuck is going on with his left leg? That doesn’t look normal.

notapatsyDecember 11, 2024

My favorite was the person who said "move to a warmer climate."

momofreyrellaDecember 11, 2024

Thats the correct answer. Its the onlynway for him to stay warm in winter without covering up his tummy and legs. Somewhere where winter is warm!

atomic_brunette👁️👄👁️December 12, 2024

Ooh I have an idea: he could yeet himself into the sun

penguin-catDecember 11, 2024

thigh highs, how utterly unsurprising

aelloDecember 11, 2024

It's funny that their "girl" clothes are so utterly distinct from clothes that actual women and girls wear, that they've unwittingly created a caricature of themselves. So much so that "biotrans" trolls can dress up in the TIM uniform and everyone knows who they're ridiculing. It's amazing.

NastasyaFillipovnaDecember 11, 2024

He looks like a cheap Howard Stern

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SadeyedladyDecember 11, 2024

But he's a woman! Women don't wear pants!

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hard_headed_womanDecember 11, 2024

Doesn't matter how much he covers up everyone can see his asshole.

syntaxerrorDecember 11, 2024(Edited December 11, 2024)

I hate the word “tummy.” It should only be used for little kids. Any adult they used it gives me major creep energy, and this does nothing but confirm that for me.

Also, what an absolute moron. These are the men that handmaidens fawn over.

Lol a comment from that thread

For sure, bare legs in winter just screams unprepared and not someone who really knows what they're doing

Yeah he doesn’t know what he’s doing because all he wants is to dress like a ditz and doesn’t want anyone to to tell him he can’t. But how can he be warm???? He doesn’t know what he’s doing because he’s a man playing dress up

This isn’t someone who wants earnest fashion advice it’s a fetishistic male who wants advice on how to be the bimbo that he masturbates to and not be uncomfortable

But there comes a point where you gotta grow up and just dress properly and cover your bare thighs and stomach in the snow. It looks extremely silly and extremely not cute otherwise. .

He doesn’t want to “dress properly” how are you idiotas not getting this, I swear to god

Also I can’t help but be petty… what is that godawful bowlegged pose he’s doing? Looks like he has to pee

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overanddoneDecember 11, 2024

I have actually seen, in January in snow country, a very tall manly looking dude, chiseled features and 5 o’clock shadow, wearing a heavy Sherpa leather jacket, cowboy boots and bare legs, a silky short, as in just below crotch length short, spinny skirt, hair in a pony tail, and a cowboy hat. He was like “man on the top, girly bottom”.

All of us made way for him striding down the sidewalk, tried not to laugh or comment. He was big enough to do serious damage if he chose to lash out, so we snickered after he left.

Seriously, it was like 12 F. Way below 0C.

Feminist_UsernameYeasty Euphoria✨💦December 11, 2024

There is a TIM in my town who wears denim shorts in a "land's end 2005" cut (what I mean is, lighter blue wash with a 5" inseam and straight leg for his balls to breathe), and a ratty pink T-shirt same era no matter the weather. He added a short silver puffy coat for the chill recently, goes well with the friar tuck ponytail.

Why is "dress for the weather" a gendered expectation in these TIMs minds? Ever heard of a snow bunny? Jeezum criminy you're so right it's both laughable and terrifying

OwnLyingEyesDecember 11, 2024

Think if they dressed appropriately for the weather like women do, no one would be able to tell they were trying to be seen as women. Bulky winter clothes and hats, and you're just left seeing the male face, male frame, and male voice to go with it. And because winter clothes are usually fairly unisex looking, at least compared to their nightmare manic pixie anime girl clothing preferences, no euphoria boner.

Meanwhile, ironically those same bulky clothes probably come the closest to helping them 'pass' (or at least look more gender-ambiguous at a glance...at least for the under 6-footers) than the spinniest skirt ever could, because the more they cover up, the less people can see of them. To quote the Nigel out clocking TIMs in public: "Those are a man's knees."

ArmyofMeDecember 11, 2024

I just went to the post and of course he wears striped thigh socks

bellaZDecember 11, 2024

He needs to wear a full burqa.

ArchitecturaDecember 11, 2024

Now that’s what I call gender affirming! He also can’t work and can’t leave his house without his husband or a male family member, and no conversing with “other” women in public either!

UnderstandersonDecember 11, 2024

Ugh--how I hate the word "tummy."

Mlle_HedgehogDecember 11, 2024

Bro has played too many video games where the female characters are scantily clad for their environment.

TheChaliceIsMightierDickPocket=/=VagDecember 11, 2024

Physics don't apply to women

sylviasmushroomsauthentic bagDecember 11, 2024

Closest broseph can probably come to his slutty snowbunny aesthetic is fleece-lined tights, honestly.

TheChaliceIsMightierDickPocket=/=VagDecember 11, 2024

I have some and I LOVE them

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Sonnet [OP]December 11, 2024(Edited December 11, 2024)

If you zip up your coat and wear pants, then there are no twee girl clothes visible to signal your Real Actual Womanhood when you pass a mom in sweats shoveling her driveway.

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