55 comments

RusticTroglodyteOliver Twist MuppetJuly 5, 2022

This is fucking funny as hell

yikesforeverMarch 3, 2022

The thing about non-binary people, is they are all binary.

Researcher1536March 3, 2022

It's most privileged existence. The woman I wrote about in my post below grew several children in her womb, yet she's a not like other girls NB. Just because you're a crunchy granola birkenstock-wearing free spirit doesn't mean you're not a woman. It's all outward appearances or I don't like some "girly" hobby. Bingo you're NB.

[Deleted]March 3, 2022

Soon, I have to see my sister, who has given birth several times, and received an MA from a Catholic Women's College in a traditionally pink collared career, who has declared herself non-binary. She has not told me yet, but I bet she will expect me to support her.

I have no idea what I will say, or how I can remain honest and not be savage. So help me if her hetero ass tells me she's 'queer' now.

penelopekittyMarch 3, 2022

Ask her to explain what that means, keep asking questions as if you're too dumb to understand. It will force her to think it through.

If that doesn't work be savage. I think we all need to be more savage.

[Deleted]March 3, 2022

Thank you, I appreciate your advice.

She's my sis and my sister, I'll be brutal I don't doubt. My only mitigation will be to not bring it up first. :)

EstrojenMarch 3, 2022

Yes the playing dumb thing is great fun. I act like I honestly don't understand what people are saying when they claim to be the opposite sex from what they truly are. They get all flustered and aggravated trying to explain the impossible.

[Deleted]March 3, 2022

It’s like nb is the new hipster.

Researcher1536March 3, 2022

It makes me miss the days of the man bun

[Deleted]July 18, 2022

That bad, eh?

[Deleted]March 3, 2022

Haha! You’re right. I miss the days of being annoyed at guys and girls in oversized glasses talking ad nauseum about their vintage record collections while eating avo toast on cutting boards.

sconsolatoMarch 3, 2022

The only way this could look worse is if the women's version cost 15% more.

IrishTheFrenchie [OP]non-cis logicMarch 3, 2022

😂😂😂

n3847March 3, 2022

We should call them what they are, "Bored Westerners" and "Raging Narcissists in need of therapy".

The irony is they created a new binary. "non-binary" and "binary" (man and woman), lol.

[Deleted]June 22, 2022

All one can do is RoFL. I love that, the new binary of 'non-binary' vs 'binary'.

Makes me wonder if all this is due to a failure of learning critical thinking/logic. I remember posting somewhere out in the real world ages ago how ridiculous it was that a pure identity statement (logical identity, not the wuu kind) could be hateful, i.e. "transwomen are transwoman" per A=A. Naturally, I copped it. (that was before I stopped using the word "transwomen", btw)

EstrojenMarch 3, 2022

"Bored Westerners" I love it, sounds like a sitcom!😂😂

[Deleted]July 18, 2022

Or a Mel Brooks movie

[Deleted]June 19, 2022

Yes, it is so crazy and they will never see that they gave positive reinforcement for the binary sexes.

🙄

(Irish, I wondered where you were, good to see your post!).

YoureNotaClownfishMarch 3, 2022

Bwahahahaha.

And End Scene.

Researcher1536March 3, 2022(Edited March 3, 2022)

I spit my tea out.

Edit to add because it fits well here:

I just saw "(non-binary, any pronouns are fine)" in a professional bio. I stared at the screen like 😐😐😐 for a full minute. She literally has blue hair. There's nothing about her that makes her sex remotely not apparent.

[Deleted]March 3, 2022

Genuinely believe something must've leaked into the world's water supply.

bellatrixbellsBoobatrixRexMarch 3, 2022

And here I was looking for the gay frogs.

[Deleted]July 18, 2022

Gender: gay frog; pronouns: ribbit/ribbit

Carrots90March 8, 2022

You are on a roll in this post!!!!!!

bellatrixbellsBoobatrixRexMarch 8, 2022

HAHAHAHA I'd forgotten this one XD

RusticTroglodyteOliver Twist MuppetJuly 5, 2022

It's the socially acceptable way to escape that pesky "woman" label

I both pity these women and I'm embarassed by them

SakuraBlossomstransheight 7'3"March 3, 2022

The least professional thing you can put in a professional bio.

real_feministMarch 3, 2022

You should use crazy neopronouns for her!

DerpinaMarch 3, 2022

Ding/dong, vul/va, cyka/blyat, tom/ato....

Julie92845March 3, 2022

I would be tossing her resume.

Researcher1536March 3, 2022

She has a cushy job at a major U.S. academic institution. Sigh.

[Deleted]June 22, 2022

aaarrrgggghhhhhh!!!

notapatsyJune 8, 2022

Of course she does....

bellatrixbellsBoobatrixRexMarch 3, 2022

It's like the Spanish fail "no binario/no binaria" 😂

JenniferLiamMarch 3, 2022

They must change it to 'no binarix'

bellatrixbellsBoobatrixRexMarch 3, 2022

That is the only way to destroy colonialism 😂

Carrots90March 8, 2022

Yup. When my US ass corrects them about putting an x instead of the o/a

I’ll just end that with “usted estas welcome-o” so they know I understand their gratitude

bellatrixbellsBoobatrixRexMarch 8, 2022

¡ Ole !

cousinangerMarch 28, 2022

Hilarious (wipes apple cider off the computer screen, reminds self not to drink while reading).

The best way, for me, to interpret the nonbinary idea when women embrace it is that they think they are making a private contract with patriarchy: They wish not to be subjected to sexism and misogyny in all its many forms by stating that they are NOT women, but they also want all the benefits feminism as brought women and demand to be centered in the discussions about feminism.

So they demand that we use 'pregnant people' and not 'pregnant women.' They do not care about the female biological sex being erased and as far as women in general go, they point to them as where the misogynists and sexists should go.

I understand the urge. IF it ever becomes the case that 'woman' is nothing but an abstract feeling, I would probably identify as nonbinary (as my hobbies and job actually straddle the traditional scale of female and male activities), though identifying as a man would pay better. I'd need a Groucho Marx moustache for that, sadly.

RusticTroglodyteOliver Twist MuppetJuly 5, 2022

It's a bunch of "not like other girls" bullshit and I'm not about it

[Deleted]March 3, 2022

They don’t even qualify as self awarewolves!

IrishTheFrenchie [OP]non-cis logicMarch 3, 2022

I tried to change it to self drag and it wouldn't let me! lololol.

[Deleted]March 3, 2022

LOL!

real_feministMarch 3, 2022

Oh the irony! Lots of people try to sell men's shirts as 'unisex' even though they obviously fit men much better. Here, they probably understood that it was more inclusive to offer two options! Because there are two distinct body types!

worried19March 3, 2022

Women's t-shirts often have lower necklines and always have much shorter sleeves to show off more skin. It's not just a matter of a difference in body shapes. It's purposeful, the intent being to sexualize the female body. Same thing with shorts. Men's are normal length, while the ones they sell for girls and women are abnormally short.

real_feministMarch 3, 2022

Maybe, but I find the women's shirts more comfortable. Otherwise, the ratio between chest and waist is wrong so I end up with extra cloth around my waist.

worried19March 3, 2022

I've always worn men's, but I'm tall and my hips aren't very wide, so they probably fit me better anyway.

real_feministMarch 3, 2022

I'm a banana shape too, but I still find that the women's shirts fit better. To each their own.

JenniferLiamMarch 3, 2022

Hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Julie92845March 3, 2022

I actually really like that color pattern on a shirt. Too bad I can’t wear it though.

BiblikliAkyeretTerf7👁BeNotAfraid👁June 13, 2022

Those (minus the black) are actually one of the old-timey women's suffrage tricolours (along with the purple, white and green, there was this one with yellow in place of green).

TortoisemouseMarch 5, 2022

I know right? I used to love rainbow stripes as well. At least I've never had a yearning for baby pink and baby blue stripes.