23 comments

butchpleaseMarch 13, 2025

I just learned that my dog is also a woman

DimetrodonMarch 13, 2025

"I catch myself sometimes standing in positions that no man would ever do..."

Just sex stereotypes again. Apparently you have to stand in a masculine way (whatever that means) or you're not a "real man."

Sassafrass [OP]March 13, 2025

It’s funny isn’t it. He’s a man that stands like that.. therefore men do in fact stand that way.

These men are literal caricatures

quiggyMarch 13, 2025

Are there ways no woman would ever stand? I mean, besides with her dick out or something

Lemon_QuicheMarch 13, 2025

I mean, positioning your legs in a way that smushes the penis would probably be a NON masculine was of standing, but other than that… lol

RueMarch 13, 2025

My partner crosses his legs and tilts his head, am I actually a lesbian now? 😂

Sassafrass [OP]March 13, 2025

An actual lesbian, if you will.

FastWavesMarch 13, 2025

My ex-husband used to sit with his legs crossed. Guess I better break it to him that he's actually a woman.

PicklesMarch 13, 2025

Then you're officially part of the LGBTQIA2S!! Welcome!

FastWavesMarch 13, 2025

Yay! Now I'm off to badger lesbians into welcoming me into their spaces! 💕

PicklesMarch 13, 2025

It's an absolute must!

shewolfoffranceMarch 13, 2025

The winsome head tilt is perceived as girly, coquettish, and flirtatious. That's why TiMs do it. They think the peak of femininity is signalling one's sexual availability.

legopantsMarch 13, 2025

"it's not about stereotypes"

"Gender and sex are different"

"it has nothing to do with being feminine"

momofreyrellaMarch 13, 2025

"Trans heterosexual" that means a gay man, right?

quiggyMarch 13, 2025

Yes. Here is a helpful glossary:

Woman = woman or man

Man = woman or man

Non-binary = probably a female, possibly a male, but definitely one of those, for lack of a better word, binary options

Enby = see above, but also a manic pixie...uh, dreamperson.

Girl = a juvenile human female or adult male sex offender

Intersex = hurry, let's switch the cards while the audience is distracted

Straight = gay

Gay = straight

Bisexual = probably also straight

Lesbian = homosexual woman, straight man, or bisexual woman

Gay man = gay man or straight woman

Asexual = constantly horndogging

Feminist = MRA

Queer = painfully dull in every way except possibly hair color

Poly = quite possibly just an optimistic incel

Inclusive = the floor is eggshells

Safe space = the floor is eggshells, and we also have crayons and coloring books!

Transphobe = hey guys, I saw a wolf heading right for the sheep!

Bigot = seriously, it was a huge honkin' wolf, like the size of a truck, and it was growling but I think that was actually its stomach!

Nazi = The truck-sized wolf already devoured like three quarters of the sheep! Come on, dude, seriously! Go outside and look, it's a bloodbath!

Genocide = THE WOLF IS EATING ME RIGHT NOW AHHHHHH HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME PLEASE MR. SHEPHERD I'LL DO ANYTHING! THE PAIN IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHJDBFJDMFNMDMSNJSNXN

TERF = psych lol I can't believe you fell for that wolf thing again. It was just a woman the whole time 😆

KevlarMagnoliaMarch 14, 2025

Girl = a juvenile human female or adult male sex offender

I’m dead

nomenarewomenMarch 13, 2025

Inclusive = the floor is eggshells

Ain’t that the truth.

RNPhalaropeMarch 13, 2025

Up vote xxxxx1000+++

MuggleMarch 13, 2025

Thank you. Your helpful post has given me clarity.

EvileineMarch 13, 2025

Shit, I woke up with a crick in my neck, and couldn't tilt my head if I tried. Does this mean that I'm a man? 🤔

Elle_x_ohMarch 13, 2025

I would like to be a fly on the wall when ....if ....these guys ever realize what total dicks they are ...lol

istaraMarch 13, 2025
pennygadgetMarch 13, 2025

Emily had better fashion sense than most TIMs